Just about a week ago, I met a very interesting businessman from Manhattan on a flight from New York City to North Carolina. Travelling is always less brutal when you meet nice and interesting businessmen, isn’t it? For one, the air hostesses are much kinder to you because you have a male buffer to ease the pain. Snack time on a plane is hardly tea at the Plaza these days with flight attendants throwing peanuts and popcorn at you when you are barely awake. And don’t believe what you hear on ‘Seinfeld’ either, business or rather “first class” isn’t a better life, it is just a bit more civil to be exact.
Shortly after takeoff “Alan” decided to let me know just how successful of a businessman he was in case I already didn’t pick up on it from his uniform of Brioni Suit, Gucci Shoes and Rolex watch. After about an hour of conversation, interrogation, his speculation and a few cocktails, Alan decides to pull up his Match.com account right in front of me. Unfortunately, I wasn’t going to serve his kind-hearted purpose of getting laid during his all business layover in North Carolina. Alan is a serious businessman who WASTES NO TIME. Time is money and sex is serious business! Alas, he engages in his Match.com account with the fuckus and determination that would make any mother proud!
Watching from the sidelines was not easy to say the least! I saw one photo after the next of girls at least half his age in such compromising positions (half and wholly naked) who really should have been dating men who were at least from the same generation or free. Is this man really worth all of the Gold in China or is he just hung like a horse?? I REALLY don’t care to know and it scares me to think about it! I pushed my goods “consumer” on him well enough though as soon as I realized that his hopes of our mile high were out of the question. Hopefully, when he makes his next connection, he will do it with the assistance of Carletto Wines, Jour Nuit (for his sweet of the moment), and AsianceMagazine.com. Something tells me this one has a shoe fetish for sure! I can practically smell it.
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