When at a dinner party or just having lunch with me do not ever dig your fork into my food/dessert. If you would like to sample what I have ordered, please kindly ask me to set aside a sample plate for you!! Shame on you! I couldn’t finish my food which is great for my diet but bad for my budget. Flying forks should be avoided at all costs!
Hey, you get off of my plate! 🙁
Trust me, you don’t want me to break out into my award winning Mick Jagger impression. I save that for Karaoke parties!