I refuse to fly any airline that does not have large seats and a certain distance between seats all the way across each zone of the plane. The reason is because as you know, I am a germaphobe and with Priceline and all of the other bargain wholesale airline sites out there, you could be sitting next to a serial killer turned rapper these days. Come to think of it, that could also happen on NetJets or Marquis Jet too! I think that the Government is trying to save money by flying Convicts on Commercial Airlines. The individuals who would normally fly on Con-Air are now sitting right next to you and me on the Commercial Airlines!! When an individual looks creepy and he/she is sitting within an arms length of you, pretend you are deaf! This always works for me. Just learn a few words in sign language and that will surely ward them off!! Also, with India Airlines featuring fake pilots, Malaysia Airlines featuring fake passengers and a whole host of Airlines featuring make believe flight attendants, it is nothing short of a miracle that you will get to your destination alive. Next week, I will give you a list of Airlines that I know to be safe and secure. Trust me, if they pass my inspection, they will pass everyone’s! 🙁!
Con Air=I think I’ve flown this Airline! 🙁
I live John Cusack as he is such a great actor!