Please don’t wear your food! 🙁 I have been in countless situations with co-workers and bosses where I would be talking into a food stained shirt and tie. Let’s face it, most men are slobs! They run these successful businesses and want to ensure that their employees are “poised, professional and presentable” enough to meet and greet their valued high net worth clients and yet they walk around blowing smoke in your face with cigar breath and wearing their lunch for the meeting. Go figure? I actually used to have extra ties in my drawer for one of my bosses at a Fortune 500 Company! I practically had to wipe this guy’s ass. I would tell him what to eat, make him change his tie, go out and buy him a new shirt at Brooks Brothers across the street, you name it!! He would always look so disheveled and sloppy! Let me tell you, when you spend 10+ hours a day with a high powered master of the universe your real role is that of “MOMMY” and or “WORK WIFE”! There is still hope for all of you yet! I am not giving up on helping these characters going forward! We always comb our hair, brush our teeth, press our clothes and wash our hands each and every day!! I don’t understand how these men are married? The wife lets them leave the house each day looking like an unmade bed and smelling of cigars?? Although, believe it or not in some cases the wife was actually more of a slob than the husband! All of that time and money down the drain! 🙁
Bill Maher – 10/4/13 – Blasts America’s ‘Slob’ Culture ‘When You Leave Your House, We Can See You!
Looking for James Bond at work! Manboys, try to emulate James Bond just a little. Does he show up wrinkled and food stained in any situation?? No, he doesn’t and neither should YOU!