MY REAL LIFE LOVE CONNECTION = LOVE AT FIRST BUMP!

MY REAL LIFE LOVE CONNECTION-LOVE AT FIRST SLIGHT

IT ALL STARTED OUT ONE GORGEOUS SUNNY DAY ON THE SUNNY CAMPUS OF MY ALMA MATER I DARE SAY! IN THE PARKING LOT LAY MY ANTIQUE HOT RED MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE FROM THE 1960’S WHICH I HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF KEEPING ON CAMPUS.

AS I WORKED PART-TIME WHILE A RESIDENT STUDENT FULL-TIME I WAS OFTEN SEEN OUT AND ABOUT IN MY CAR. ON ONE SUCH DAY I WAS ON MY WAY TO MY JOB WHEN LOW AND BEHOLD A HANDSOME YOUNG GUY IN A HOT RED BMW PENIS CAR HITS MEE HEAD ON! AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT HIT MEE!! HE GOT OUT OF HIS BEEMER AND APPROACHED ME WITH SUCH APATHY! HE WANTED SO MUCH TO MAKE UP FOR HIS FALSE MOVE. HE BLAMED HIMSELF AND COULDN’T SEEM TO FORGIVE HIMSELF FOR RAMMING INTO MY OLD RED MUSTANG WITH HIS BRAND NEW BEAMER CONVERTIBLE AND INSISTED ON NOT ONLY TAKING MEE OUT FOR DINNER BUT ALSO PICKING UP THE DAMAGES FOR BOTH MY CAR AND HIS!! I WAS SHAKENUP BY THE ACCIDENT BUT HE CHARMED MEE NONETHLESS INTO SEEING THINGS WITH THE BOTTLES HALF FULL OF WINE WITH HIM FOR DINNER THE VERY NEXT NIGHT!

AFTER A FEW NIGHTS OF HIS BRAND OF BMW CHARM, WE HIT IT OFF QUITE WELL AS YOU CAN TELL HE HIT MEE HEAD ON QUITE HARD!! LITTLE DID I KNOW AT THE TIME THAT THIS JOKER WAS DESTINED FOR THE BUS TO HOLLYWOOD AND BOLLYWOOD OR BUST! FAST FORWARD ABOUT ONE MONTH INTO THE RELATIONSHIP AND I AM IN SUITE 1207 WITH MY SUITEMATES AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I SEE “KRAIG” ON “THE LOVE CONNECTION” TELLING CHUCK WOOLERY ABOUT HIS SUPPOSED LOVE CONNECTIONS OUT IN CALIFORN I A. I COULDN’T BELIEVE MY EYES LET ALONE MY EARS! THIS CREEP HAD MEE AT THE FIRST BUMP! I SHOULD’VE KNOWN, ANOTHER ALPHA MALE WANNABE ACTOR UNDER THE RADAR SCREEN! WHY IS IT THAT I ALWAYS GET HIT ON OR HIT AT (IN MY CAR) BY THESE MANBOYS WHO ARE DESTINED FOR HOLLYWOOD, BOLLYWOOD, JAIL, A CAVE, WALL STREET, AND THE BRAT PACK OR ALL OF THE ABOVE?? I GOT THE MONEY FOR THE DAMAGES TO MY CAR AND WAS SOOO SORRY THAT I DIDN’T PUT MORE THAN JUST A DENT IN HIS–HAD I KNOWN, I WOULD’VE TOTALLED THE DAMN THING!! 🙂

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