THIS IPHONE APP IS WICKED AND ANDERSON IS ONE OF A KIND!

ANDERSON IS SOOO KIND! I ONCE SAW HIM ON PONDFIELD ROAD IN BRONXVILLE AND SAID HELLO! HE LOOKED SERIOUS AS USUAL AND WISHED MEE A NICE DAY AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE WHEN SOMEONE TELLS MEE TO HAVE A NICE DAY!! 🙂 ANYWAY, TODAY ON ANDERSON HE WAS TALKING ABOUT AN IPHONE APPLICATION THAT DETERMINES OR ER TECHNICALLY PROGRAMS YOUR ATTRACTIVENESS BASED ON MATH, SYMMETRY AND AERODYNAMICS OF YOUR FACIAL FEATURES. HE THINKS THAT IS HORRIBLE! I HAVE TO SAY THAT I WOULDN’T MIND SCORING VERY HIGH WITH ANOTHER MAN, MODEL SCOUT, BEAUTY CONTEST OR ATTRACTIVENESS APPLICATON BUTT I ALREADEE GOT MY SCORES FROM THE BEST IN THE BIZNESS YEARS AGO! JOHN CASABLANCAS AND EILEEN FORD WAVED MEE THRU WITH FLYING COLORS YEARS AGO WHEN THE MODELING BUZ WAS SUPER SELECTIVE SO I’VE ALWAYS KNOWN AND DON’T REALEE NEED TO WASTE MEI MONEY ON THAT BULLSHIT OR THREE NOSEJOBS AND LIPS AND ETC ETC ETC LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I USED TO KNOW IN AN ATTEMPT TO LOOK ATTRACTIVE!!! HERE ARE SOME WORDS OF WISDOM TO A WISE WOMAN WITH MONEE, GET REAL! DON’T BUY THE APP BC IT WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE A FUGLEE OLD COW AS IT TELLS THE TRUTH AND YOU WILL FEEL LIKE AN UGLEE BIRD TO SAY THE VERY LEAST!! THE METER READS CORRECTLY AND FOR YOU THAT MEANS LOW, LOW AND LOWER IF YOU RANK ON THE SCALE AT ALL! TERRIBLEE SORREE! BUY SOME STOCK IN IT, STUFF IT IN YOUR MOUTH, EAT IT AND CALL IT A DAY, OK?? 🙁

SPEAKING OF WICKED, I HAVE TO SAY THAT KRISTEN CHENOWITH IS WICKED ADORABLE, BEAUTIFUL, HAS A WICKED VOICE, TALENTED, FUNNY ETC ETC ETC!! I HAD A DATE WITH A LAWYER TO SEE HER IN WICKED ON BROADWAY ON OF ALL DAYS?? HALLOWEEN!! YEP!! WE HAD A WICKED TIME!! DON’T ASK ANY MORE QUESTIONS BC I’M NOT TELLING BUTT I DID HAVE A HUGE SMILE ON MEI FACE!!

Wicked – Popular PROSHOT – Kristin Chenoweth

2004 Tony Awards Wicked Defying Gravity

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