Marisa Sung’s Rules of Etiquette For The Modern World Number 31

Thou shalt not ask me for a tip at a hair salon if you own the salon!!! 🙁 Is it just me or are these “hair dressers” robbing us blind?? Why going blonde means going for broke! They all seem to have these fake Ph.D’s that include such words as “engineer” or “architect”, “Senior Designer”, “Senior Specialist”, WTF?? Last I checked they are not offering Ph.D’s in hair color, cut or “design”! If this keeps up, you can say to your little girls, what would you like to be when you grow up, a CEO of a Fortune 500 Company or a Hair Dresser in New York City?? I feel like Larry David did in NYC when every person had his/her hand out for the tip in the Hotel just for letting him breath the air! Then if God forbid you don’t give them your 401K Plan for a tip, they have attitude! Feminists are always bitching about female rights, etc. and yet these bullies are the ones paying the astronomical prices to color and style their hair!! Also, where is the equal pay for women?? They have done nothing but ruin the things that were actually great for women like having men pay the check and hold the door open. Women need to come together and fight this financial bullying from the Hair Salons, esp. the ones in NYC!! You are a hairdresser, if you want $600 for 2 hours work, go to medical school and become a neurosurgeon.

If I was getting some hot action from a Beverly Hills Hairdresser who looked like Warren Beatty, I wouldn’t have such a big problem with the payout. LOL (Just Kidding)= I still wouldn’t want to pay out the big bucks!! 🙂
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Larry David Tipping at The Hotel