Marisa Sung’s Rules of Etiquette for the Modern World Number 37
Thou shalt not take a leak in the pool and/or hot tub!! I went to spend a long weekend with my mom at her Private Retirement Community down in Florida and low and behold we are in the outdoor hot tub and this old man comes on the scene. Not too long after my mom freaked because she swore that she saw a vague shade of yellow and said that the men are disgusting pigs when they get old. They get lazy and some of them have been known to let a leak out in the hot tub. We both immediately got out and disinfected ourselves!! We know who you are and took the liberty of reporting you to the Association!! 🙁 Shame on you!! Next time I will recruit someone like Howie Mandel to act as the Pool/Hot Tub Patrol to put it on film and then onto the community intranet so watch out!!
Don’t pee in the pool. Here’s why. – Breakthrough Science
Howie Mandel is Itchy
Taking a leak in the pool. My mom and I were in the outdoor hot tub and this old fart comes on the scene. Not too long after my mom freaked because she swore that she saw a vague shade of yellow and said that old men are disgusting pigs and get worse as they age. They get lazy and more than a few of them have been known to let a leak out in the hot tub. We both immediately got out and disinfected ourselves!! We know who you are and took the liberty of reporting you to the Association!! Shame on you!! Next time I will recruit someone like Howie Mandel to act as the Pool/Hot Tub Patrol to put it on film and then onto the community intranet so watch out!!
I just want to be clear that there are many lovely men and old men (regardless of age) but I just made a figure of speech! My mom’s companion of 10 years was such a great man who just recently died.
Donovan – Mellow Yellow