Men are coming out of the woodwork

Ever since Asiance, all of my male friends and any man that I meet in passing holds on to my business card like it is the Black American Express Card! These men do not leave me alone and the reason is bc they are hoping that I will invite them out to an event. They make me think that it is all about me but I know better. What would they want with me? I am engaged and they know it! I have to attend many events that include young and beautiful actresses and models and these guys want to come along for the ride. The best is when they are old, short and gray and have the NERVE to ask me to set them up. The best are the married male friends of mine who repeatedly tell me “I would leave my wife for her (usually a model) in a minute.” Unbelievably disrespectful! I feel like smacking them across the head in front of everyone. I keep delaying marriage bc I KNOW what men are like! And anyway, I enjoy being engaged. I’ve been engaged a few times before this time. Men are P I G S and D O G S. But you can’t live without them. I just always laugh about their little boy antics. They never grow up no matter how old they are. Can you imagine if we ran around acting like little doggies? God help us!