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I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
\nI was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
\nIf beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
\nIf I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
\nBabe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
\nYou’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
\nIf I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.<\/em><\/strong>
\nFor a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
\nSorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
\nCan I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
\nDo you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
\nBe unique and different, say yes.
\nDo you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
\nFascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
\nMost people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
\nYou’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.<\/em><\/strong>
\nYou shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!<\/em><\/strong>
\nIf I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
\nIf a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
\nYou know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
\nDamn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
\nI was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
\nSmoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
\nThere isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
\nMe without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
\nWhen I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
\nAre you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
\nThere is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.<\/em><\/strong>
\nYou must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
\nDo you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!<\/em><\/strong>
\nYou look beautiful today, just like every other day.
\nExcuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
\nIf you were a booger I’d pick you first.
\nDo you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
\nExcuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
\nIf I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?<\/em><\/strong>
\nIf this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.<\/em><\/strong>
\nAre you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
\nI’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
\nI bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
\nI’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.<\/em><\/strong>
\nI seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?<\/em><\/strong>
\nHello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.<\/em><\/strong>
\nYou are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
\nExcuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
\nThere must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
\nDamn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
\nYou know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
\nDo you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?<\/em><\/strong>
\nYou see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.<\/em><\/strong>
\nThe only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.<\/em><\/strong>
\nExcuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.<\/em><\/strong>
\n(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
\nCan I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man\/woman of my dreams.<\/em><\/strong>
\nI’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
\nIf I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
\n[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
\nYour eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
\n(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
\nPinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
\nHey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
\nWell, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
\nHello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
\n(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
\nDidn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
\nExcuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.<\/em><\/strong>
\nI have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
\nI think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
\nApart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?<\/em><\/strong>
\nIf I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?<\/em><\/strong>
\nIs it hot in here or is it just you?<\/em><\/strong>
\nNice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!<\/em><\/strong>
\nSo, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
\nWhat does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
\nWow! Are those real?<\/em><\/strong>
\nYou know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
\nYou know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!<\/strong>
\nI don’t know you, but I think I love you already.(We’ve all heard that one.) <\/em><\/strong>
\nYou look like my second wife. [how many time have you been married?] Once.<\/em><\/strong>
\nYou should be someone’s wife.
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