{"id":12585,"date":"2012-03-15T01:03:37","date_gmt":"2012-03-15T01:03:37","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2012-03-20T03:03:39","modified_gmt":"2012-03-20T03:03:39","slug":"Why-the-World-is-a-malfunctioning-Hyatt-itude-Hotel-in-the-middle-of-Madhattan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asiancemagazine.com\/?p=12585","title":{"rendered":"Why the World is a malfunctioning (Hyatt)itude Hotel in the middle of Madhattan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Ever check into a hotel in the middle of madnesshatten and wonder why you have to speak to 12 different individuals to recover just one item?  They sure do have a lot of baggage, don&#8217;t they?  You would think that it was run by a bunch of liberal Obama supporters, wouldn&#8217;t you?  Well, my bet is that it is for more than 21 Reasons!  No one speaks English, no one knows what the other one is doing or why they are doing it, no one knows when or why the other employee is due in or what he or she does or doesn&#8217;t due?  What the hell is going on here or are we going to HELL in a handbasket??  I REALEE don&#8217;t know but I sure due think so!  Which is why YOU need to check into a Wynn(ing) Resort and Hotel RIGHT NOW!  From the Las Vegas Strip to Macau, Wynn Resorts and Casinos will treat you like the Royalty, regardless of who you are so be sure to &#8220;check in&#8221; with them in Las Vegas and Macau for fun, sun, and casino royale from the man who REALLY KNOWS how to throw a party!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>When in Asia, I &#8220;HIGHLY&#8221; recommend visiting the following where you will NEVER want to leave and will be treated like an ASIAN PRINCESS:<\/strong><br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.venetianmacao.com<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.marinabaysands.com<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.wynnresorts.com<br \/>\n<strong><em>Steve Wynn and the solution to the Market Chaos<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<iframe width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LF-j8iwNDoo\" frameborder=\"0 allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Steve Wynn Ridicules and Mocks Obama Administration and Congress<br \/>\n<iframe width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FATx3ijm_xg\" 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