{"id":12840,"date":"2012-04-10T04:04:37","date_gmt":"2012-04-10T04:04:37","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2012-04-14T02:04:34","modified_gmt":"2012-04-14T02:04:34","slug":"HOWIE-MANDEL-IS-HILARIOUS-","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asiancemagazine.com\/?p=12840","title":{"rendered":"HOWIE MANDEL IS HILARIOUS!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I caught HOWIE ON what should be the HOWIE AND KELLY SHOW–HOW IS THAT? (TAKE A HINT FOLKS) Anyway, I just LOVE THAT HOWIE MANDEL!! A fellow GERMOPHOBE FROM PLANET GERMANOUS!!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I will NEVER FORGET HOWHE hosted a special from the Gorgeous MGM GRAND HOTEL and CASINO LAS VEGAS from the RIVER POOL SIDE!! I watched in awe with my boyfriend at the time as he interviewed various MISS PIGGY(S) of the POOL that day who were GUILTY AS CHARGED WITH PEEING IN THE POOL WHEN THEY THOUGHT NO ONE WAS LOOKING BUT HOWIE CAUGHT IT ON TAPE UC! When HE told them that they were polluting the environment, they denied it but HE CAUGHT THEM YELLOW HANDED!!! HE KINDLY explained that they weren’t the STAR OF A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT! \ud83d\ude42 AND THAT GERMOPHOBES LIKE US DO NOT LIKE TO SWIM IN THEIR MAN MADE CESSPOOLS! Kindly, TAKE A SHORT TRIP to the LADIES ROOM! \ud83d\ude42 WE CLOROX CLONES REALLY appreciate the beautiful, clean and crystal clear waterworks that the Wynning Hotel and Casinos provide and the non-polluted Canals of the Venetian are ONLY LOVLEE TO SWIM IN WHEN THEY ARE NOT POLLUTED!!! SO HOLD IT FOR THE RESTROOM and TRY TO BE A LADIES AND A GENTLEMEN, OK???<\/p>\n

PLAN YOUR TRIP to the (WYNN)ING HOTELS www.wynnlasvegas.com AND CASINOS OF LAS VEGAS and STAY AT THE LOVELY VENTIAN HOTEL www.venetian.com AND CASINO RIGHT NOW!<\/em><\/strong> <\/p>\n

PS I AM A HUGE FAN OF YOURS HOWIE!!! KEEP ON CLEANING UP THE TOWN! \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

This message was approved by Marisa Sung And the Clorox Crew of America! YOU HAVE A NICE DAY! \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/strong>
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