Tax his land,
\nTax his bed,
\nTax the table
\nAt which he’s fed.<\/p>\n
Tax his work,
\nTax his pay,
\nHe works for peanuts
\nAnyway!<\/p>\n
Tax his cow,
\nTax his goat,
\nTax his pants,
\nTax his coat.<\/p>\n
Tax his tobacco,
\nTax his drink,
\nTax him if he
\nTries to think.<\/p>\n
Tax his car,
\nTax his gas,
\nFind other ways
\nTo tax his ass.<\/p>\n
Tax all he has
\nThen let him know
\nThat you won’t be done
\nTill he has no dough.<\/p>\n
When he screams and hollers;
\nThen tax him some more,
\nTax him till
\nHe’s good and sore.<\/p>\n
Then tax his coffin,
\nTax his grave,
\nTax the sod in
\nWhich he’s laid.<\/p>\n
When he’s gone,
\nDo not relax,
\nIts time to apply
\nThe inheritance tax.<\/p>\n
Accounts ReceivableTax
\nAirline surcharge tax
\nAirline FuelTax
\nAirport MaintenanceTax
\nBuilding PermitTax
\nCigaretteTax
\nCorporate IncomeTax
\nDeathTax
\nDog LicenseTax
\nDriving PermitTax
\nEnvironmentalTax (Fee)
\nExcise Taxes
\nFederal Income Tax
\nFederal Unemployment (UI)
\nFishing License Tax
\nFood License Tax
\nGasoline Tax (too much per litre)
\nGross ReceiptsTax
\nHealthTax
\nHunting LicenseTax
\nHydroTax
\nInheritanceTax
\nInterestTax
\nLiquorTax
\nLuxuryTaxes
\nMarriage LicenseTax
\nMedicareTax
\nMortgageTax
\nPersonal IncomeTax
\nPropertyTax
\nPovertyTax
\nPrescription DrugTax
\nProvincial Income and sales tax
\nReal EstateTax
\nRecreational VehicleTax
\nRetail SalesTax
\nService ChargeTax
\nSchoolTax
\nTelephone FederalTax
\nTelephone Federal, state and Local Surcharge Taxes
\nTelephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
\nVehicle License Registration Tax
\nVehicle Sales Tax
\nWaterTax
\nWatercraft RegistrationTax
\nWell PermitTax
\nWorkers CompensationTax<\/p>\n
THINK THIS IS FUNNY?<\/p>\n
Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.<\/p>\n
What happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?’
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