{"id":17566,"date":"2014-09-01T01:09:20","date_gmt":"2014-09-01T01:09:20","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2014-09-02T01:09:34","modified_gmt":"2014-09-02T01:09:34","slug":"Marisa-Sung-s-Rules-of-Etiquette-for-the-Modern-World-Number-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asiancemagazine.com\/?p=17566","title":{"rendered":"Marisa Sung&#8217;s Rules of Etiquette for the Modern World Number 30"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Senior citizens and technology make strange bedfellows!  My mom is 80 years old and she is always calling me to report things like the fact that her mobile voicemail is &#8220;not behaving and is doing things against her will.&#8221;  That account appears to have a mind of its own!  She reports on scenarios that I never dreamed possible and\/or ever heard of and claims that she is not &#8220;being let in&#8221; to her email account.  It is as if the &#8220;little elves&#8221; at gmail are all conspiring against her to lock her out of her personal email account.  Even scarier is the fact that she is on facebook!  I can&#8217;t even imagine the shenanigans that go on with that account!  People of her generation get very frustrated and upset when they hit a bump along the road and do not have an actual person available to hold their hand and help them through it.  I have been hearing these same stories for over 10 years now and I am still telling her the same exact steps on how to retrieve her voicemail messages.  You have to be very patient with them.  I have to curb myself against making up funny stories like telling her that there is an &#8220;adjustment bureau&#8221; that is out to get her and policing her accounts due to content on the site.  They monitor her every move and decided that she is a risk! I said that she is on it because she complains about the food at restaurants and asks for pickles and extra napkins too much so someone reported her! LOL  I try not to pull the practical jokes because a lot of people don&#8217;t like it.  I&#8217;ll never forget how I told my ex fianc\u00e9 that the Fed moved while he was working at First Boston.  He said &#8220;I gotta hop and call the Fed&#8221; again before I could finish my sentence and I was a little annoyed so I said &#8220;you are aware that the Fed moved, aren&#8217;t you??&#8221; He went crazy all day trying to get the new address and location.  (That was before the days of the internet!)  He finally called and said, very funny.  I called all over the place and was asking all of my colleagues for the new address of the Fed.  As a result, they starting trying to get the new address.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Adjustment Bureau aka Facebook and Linkedin<\/strong><br \/>\n<iframe width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wZJ0TP4nTaE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Senior citizens and technology make strange bedfellows! 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