{"id":17619,"date":"2014-09-09T22:09:05","date_gmt":"2014-09-09T22:09:05","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2014-09-09T22:09:05","modified_gmt":"2014-09-09T22:09:05","slug":"Marisa-Sung-s-Rules-of-Etiquette-for-the-Modern-World-Number-37","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asiancemagazine.com\/?p=17619","title":{"rendered":"Marisa Sung&#8217;s Rules of Etiquette for the Modern World Number 37"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Thou shalt not take a leak in the pool and\/or hot tub!!  I went to spend a long weekend with my mom at her Private Retirement Community down in Florida and low and behold we are in the outdoor hot tub and this old man comes on the scene.  Not too long after my mom freaked because she swore that she saw a vague shade of yellow and said that the men are disgusting pigs when they get old.  They get lazy and some of them have been known to let a leak out in the hot tub.  We both immediately got out and disinfected ourselves!! We know who you are and took the liberty of reporting you to the Association!! \ud83d\ude41  Shame on you!! Next time I will recruit someone like Howie Mandel to act as the Pool\/Hot Tub Patrol to put it on film and then onto the community intranet so watch out!!  <em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Don&#8217;t pee in the pool. Here&#8217;s why. &#8211; Breakthrough Science<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<iframe width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2EWtsxDRP2o\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Howie Mandel is Itchy<\/strong><br \/>\n<iframe width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NL3hjpqAjPI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thou shalt not take a leak in the pool and\/or hot tub!! 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