{"id":17621,"date":"2014-09-09T23:09:29","date_gmt":"2014-09-09T23:09:29","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2014-09-09T23:09:13","modified_gmt":"2014-09-09T23:09:13","slug":"The-Problem-I-Have-With-A-Lot-Of-Airlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asiancemagazine.com\/?p=17621","title":{"rendered":"The Problem I Have With A Lot Of Airlines"},"content":{"rendered":"

I refuse to fly any airline that does not have large seats and a certain distance between seats all the way across each zone of the plane. The reason is because as you know, I am a germaphobe and with Priceline and all of the other bargain wholesale airline sites out there, you could be sitting next to a serial killer turned rapper these days. Come to think of it, that could also happen on NetJets or Marquis Jet too! I think that the Government is trying to save money by flying Convicts on Commercial Airlines. The individuals who would normally fly on Con-Air are now sitting right next to you and me on the Commercial Airlines!! When an individual looks creepy and he\/she is sitting within an arms length of you, pretend you are deaf! This always works for me. Just learn a few words in sign language and that will surely ward them off!! Also, with India Airlines featuring fake pilots, Malaysia Airlines featuring fake passengers and a whole host of Airlines featuring make believe flight attendants, it is nothing short of a miracle that you will get to your destination alive. Next week, I will give you a list of Airlines that I know to be safe and secure. Trust me, if they pass my inspection, they will pass everyone’s! \ud83d\ude41<\/em><\/strong>!<\/p>\n

Con Air=I think I’ve flown this Airline! \ud83d\ude41<\/strong>
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