{"id":18068,"date":"2014-11-22T17:11:17","date_gmt":"2014-11-22T17:11:17","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2025-10-13T20:43:09","modified_gmt":"2025-10-13T20:43:09","slug":"marisa-sung-s-social-network","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asiancemagazine.com\/?p=18068","title":{"rendered":"Marisa Sung’s Social Network"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you weren’t born into a certain social stratum, don’t miss “The Social Climber’s Bible: A Book of Manners, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice for the Upwardly Mobile.” Here are just a few of their pointers to get you started! \ud83d\ude42<\/strong><\/p>\n

Please buy the book and learn some very important lessons! There are more social climbers now than ever before!<\/em><\/strong> <\/p>\n

1. As Coco Chanel said, “dress as you wish to be perceived. First and foremost, social climber should look like they belong . . . anywhere.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. “As a rule of thumb, never be overdressed, for the simple reason that it will make it clear how hard you’re trying to be something you’re not.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

3. “The era when an accent could hinder your climb is behind us. Sounding as though you come from somewhere when you actually come from nowhere can be a plus. <\/strong> It is far better to keep your accent and your real name than taking on a fake name and losing your accent=you are then a fraud and a huge part of your soul dies when you do that. Be who you really are and it will make you seem more authentic.<\/p>\n

4. For the social climber, honesty is rarely the best policy! You know who you are! \ud83d\ude41<\/strong><\/p>\n

5. Social Climbing in the right house of worship will not only bring you closer to heaven, it can make your prayers come true. <\/strong> This is the case with so many popular and trendy movements such as Kabbalah, Transcendental Meditation, Scientology and other similar type Organizations. The best way to promote a cult, belief system or movement is to gather a bunch of celebrities and high net worth people to do the advertising for you! \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

6. Highly accomplished people never grow tired of hearing how great they are or having a million photos taken no matter what they claim!<\/strong> \ud83d\ude41 <\/p>\n

7. The 3 questions you NEVER want to ask at a cocktail party. <\/strong>
\n 1. Who are you?
\n 2. Where do you live?
\n 3. What do you do?<\/p>\n

8. Where sexual desires are concerned, especially when love is involved, you are not in control; your desires control you.<\/strong> Since a good social climber is always in control, sex and worse, love, can lead to potentially fatal missteps.<\/p>\n

9. Great social climbers do not stop dating up the food chain just because they are married.<\/strong> Sad but true. <\/p>\n

10. Being a great guest involves more than simply self-confidence and having great manners.<\/strong> It means learning how to make yourself an asset to any and every social function you attend. For instance, donate self-made items for the auctions, offer to donate services, business knowledge etc.<\/p>\n

11. More often than not, being a great guest means that you have to pretend that you are a better person than you really are. <\/strong>A little goes a long way. Most important of all, always bring a present.<\/p>\n

12. Thank-you notes should always be written on personalized stationery in ink by hand! <\/strong><\/p>\n

Back in the USSR, Hungary or Poland! \ud83d\ude41<\/strong>
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