{"id":2816,"date":"2007-07-11T01:07:46","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T01:07:46","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2007-07-11T01:07:46","modified_gmt":"2007-07-11T01:07:46","slug":"Candy-Conversations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asiancemagazine.com\/?p=2816","title":{"rendered":"Candy Conversations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: arial\">&#8220;It&#39;s getting late,&#8221; he said.  &#8220;Shouldn&#39;t you be going to bed?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial\">As if on cue, I let out a yawn. I tried stifling it to despairing failure. &#8220;I guess,&#8221; I conceded. &#8220;My cell phone battery&#39;s running out as well. I think it needs to go to sleep as well.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial\">He laughed lightly.  &#8220;All right then, Princess,&#8221; he said.  &#8220;Have yourself a good night&#39;s sleep.  I&#39;ll call you again tomorrow.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial\">In bed, I shifted my body to the right as my left side has completely lost feeling.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial\">&#8220;Okay, Mr Stingy Smiles,&#8221; I retorted.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial\">I heard him smile over the phone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial\">&#8220;Why do you insist that you never smile?&#8221; I asked curiously.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial\">&#8220;I don&#39;t know,&#8221; he replied.  &#8220;I was never really the smiling type.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial\">&#8220;So you mean to tell me that during this whole conversation we had, you never smiled once?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial\"><span style=\"font-style: italic\">Sweet bejeezus<\/span>! 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