Tits, floppies, flapjacks, whohas, breastses, love sacks, boobs, tatas, fun bags\u2026. something I don\u2019t really know anything about. I was a size A for 10 years and just recently increased to a B\u2026I guess it\u2019s true what experts say, my body is preparing itself for motherhood.. dayum. Sorry don\u2019t know if that\u2019s happening. If this is the way my body is going to morph then I should have double D\u2019s by the time I\u2019m 40.<\/p>\n
What is it with tits? I mean breasts? And why are men so obsessed with them? That is the question!
\nI had to ask a few of my male friends what the hell was in their head and what could I do to improve my \u201cshortcomings\u201d.<\/p>\n
Todd, Graduate student in Boston area, not specifying school<\/b>
\n“Breasts are calming and remind us of our days when we breast fed from our mothers. They protected us from the entire world.”<\/p>\n
Peter, property manager in Manhattan<\/b>
\n“It’s hardwired into our brains as infants, men and women alike, that breasts are an important part of our survival.<\/p>\n
Most of us lived off the damned things at one point in our life, so it’s only understandable that we carry a certain fondness for them as we grow older.”<\/p>\n
Chris, colleague at job<\/b>
\n“It is who we are. Breasts indicate to men, at least on a subconscious level, that a woman is fertile \u2013 that she is past puberty and that her body can afford to waste energy on developing and carrying around nicely shaped but otherwise unnecessary pieces of fat, ready to procreate and therefore a potential mate.”<\/p>\n
Some say it has something to do with being breast feed as a child and that is their first connection to the woman.<\/p>\n
Robby, guy I befriended at a bar. We hit it off as friends (without benefits) 3 years ago. We\u2019ve been friends ever since.<\/b>
\n“Well let’s see. They are round and soft and smooth and fun to play with, and they make great pillows, and they have these wonderful little knobs you can play with, and they feel real nice when you squeeze ’em, and… um… yeah…<\/p>\n
Sometimes if the girl is cool and willing, I\u2019ll stick my dick\u2026..”<\/p>\n
\u201cOK thanks..Got it.\u201d I say\u2026Oh the thought (with Robby), aiy, yai, yai<\/p>\n
\nI asked a few Asian guys and non-Asian guys. I also touched on shapes and whether or not they prefer fakes or not?<\/p>\n
Asian guy friend. Know for about 10 years.<\/b>
\n“I like regular shaped breasts..Not too big, not too small. I prefer real but if she has a nice boob job, that\u2019s great too.”<\/p>\n
Aaron, my sister’s boyfriend’s brother,non-Asian<\/b>
\n“It doesn\u2019t really matter. When it comes right down to it, we really like breasts for the same reason we like anything: The jiggling is fun to watch.”<\/p>\n
\u201cDisgusting. Really. So you are into freaks? Freaks with silicone?\u201d I say.<\/p>\n
“It\u2019s a visual thing. I love things of beauty and those are beautiful.”<\/p>\n
Thomas, local television commentator. Gets a lot of ass<\/b>
\n“I love big jugs.. I love it when a girl is riding me and her big jugs bounce.”<\/p>\n
Thanks for the information Thomas. Very informative. I cannot wait to try that out myself.<\/p>\n
Girls. I\u2019m sorry. I could not get to the bottom of this, which is why it took me awhile to write my latest column. Most of the guys I spoke with want at least a handful. You know, \u201cSomething to play with.\u201d Fake or real did not seem to matter. As long as they are firm.<\/p>\n
But do we really need to care? Let\u2019s get serious for a moment..If you want to talk about touchable appendages, let\u2019s try and discuss penis size. I bet many would run. Would the man be as critical? More importantly, would WE be as critical? Should we be as critical? You know most of them don\u2019t even have the average 5.5 inches\u2026.HARD. <\/p>\n
And boys, FYI, SIZE DOES MATTER.. I don\u2019t care what your desperate girlfriend told you. Additionally, you need to work it too. Do not think we will suck your appendage and not expect the return\u2026.double D\u2019s or not. How much effort do the men put out? Are they ripping open and stuffing their precious peepee with a silicon calabrese all for the pleasure of the opposite sex?<\/p>\n
I want to explore further! Thus the topic of my next column: Penis size!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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