{"id":4312,"date":"2009-06-20T18:06:48","date_gmt":"2009-06-20T18:06:48","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2012-11-25T03:11:02","modified_gmt":"2012-11-25T03:11:02","slug":"Bubbies-or-just-plain-Boobs-","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asiancemagazine.com\/?p=4312","title":{"rendered":"Bubbies or just plain Boobs?"},"content":{"rendered":"

The season finale delivered 2.46 million adults 18-49 at 10 p.m., becoming Bravo\u2019s highest rated Tuesday telecast in adults 18-49 since 2003 (Queer Eye) and the highest Tuesday telecast ever in total viewers. An additional 794,000 adults 18-49 watched at 11 p.m. The season finale was the first Real Housewives telecast to hit over three million total viewers (on a Live + SD basis). <\/p>\n


\nThe season finale delivered 2.46 million adults 18-49 at 10 p.m., becoming Bravo\u2019s highest rated Tuesday telecast in adults 18-49 since 2003 (Queer Eye) and the highest Tuesday telecast ever in total viewers. An additional 794,000 adults 18-49 watched at 11 p.m. The season finale was the first Real Housewives telecast to hit over three million total viewers (on a Live + SD basis). <\/p>\n

\u201cThe Real Housewives of New Jersey\u201d freshman season ranks as the highest rated Real Housewives series ever in all demographics, averaging 1.6 million adults 18-49 and 2.17 million total viewers. Versus the first season of \u201cThe Real Housewives of New York City,\u201d New Jersey increased 110 percent in both adults 18-49 (vs. 764,000) and total viewers (vs. 1.03 million); and compared to \u201cThe Real Housewives of Atlanta\u2019s\u201d inaugural season, Jersey posted a 62 percent increase among adults 18-49 (vs. 990,000) and 65 percent among total viewers (vs. 1.31 million). <\/p>\n

The \u201cThe Real Housewives of New Jersey\u201d ended in one of the most explosive season finales in Bravo history, but the drama is not over yet. Nielsen Media Research<\/i><\/p>\n

Something is just not right? You mean to tell me that Joisey Trash beat out Beat Her Ass Nene and Crazy Eyes Ramona? I want a recount!<\/p>\n

Does this mean, we can look forward to another season of fake boobed, Long Island accented, mindless women? You are not going to spare us?<\/p>\n

See, the thing about these women is that they strike me as just DUMB! What was the highlight of the show? Bubbies, attention seeking Danielle and ah yeah, Bubbies. <\/p>\n

Watch the animal emerge from its cage<\/b><\/p>\n

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For the entire season, they hyped the final scene of Teresa in a black dress throwing over a dinner table. Yup real claaaassssy! Either this scene was orchestrated or those are some classless broads. I think Danielle said it best, \u201cShe was like a caged animal.\u201d I\u2019m not saying I\u2019m a benchmark for sophistication but I\u2019m not on a show saying how classy I am and how much respect I deserve… Are apologies in order?<\/p>\n

When I was attending BU (Boston University), some of the students were from Franklin Lakes, NJ. NONE of them acted or looked like those women. The parents were conservative and well dressed. They were all very educated, sophisticated and well read\u2026 Clearly not any of these women. It\u2019s as if Bravo is trying to model them off of The Sopranos. I would imagine it\u2019s quite insulting to the residents of Franklin Lakes that this is where these women are claiming they are from. <\/p>\n

I did some digging on Franklin Lakes, NJ and came up with some demographics. The median income for a household in the borough is $132,373, and the median income for a family is $142,930. Franklin Lakes is also notorious for being the home to transplants from the Cleveland crime family <\/a>, the Demarco’s, who eventually married into the Polsters. <\/p>\n

Oh ok I see what they are going with this\u2026.a Sopranos reality show. To be very honest, they seem more like the Housewives of Staten Island or Long Island. Are you sure that\u2019s not the case? I love it how Nouveau riche make a few bucks then move into an affluent town and d\u00e9class\u00e9 it. This is clearly evident by that disgusting, Italian castle Teresa and her husband decided to build… or how about those children wanting to own strip bars. I\u2019ll stop here. <\/p>\n

Teresa category_ido \u2013 ice<\/h3>\n

The husband Joe looks like he is going to have a heart attack with the money she is spending. <\/b>Who spends money like that? Trash! Who paints a marble fireplace? I can\u2019t go on. Really.<\/p>\n

Danielle <\/h3>\n

Where should we start? I have 3 words: ATTENTION, ATTENTION, ATTENTION. Here are some others that come to mind: Plastic surgery, considers herself a MILF and Fish Lips. <\/b>Grow up! You\u2019re lucky you have beautiful children. Your body does look good for its age. Yeahhh! What about this line? “I sat at home alone, throwing up with diarrhea for three weeks, because of you.” Sure let me scream I have diarrhea from Joisey to Timbuk 2. Let\u2019s just move on.<\/p>\n

Jacqueline<\/h3>\n

Probably the sanest one out of the bunch. <\/b>You don\u2019t know how to raise children. Perhaps you should discipline your daughter instead of telling her she\u2019s insecure in front of the camera. But believe that. She is NOT a model. Plus I think I might have seen your husband checking out your daughter in the episode where she received the car. Replay that and let me know. <\/p>\n

Dina<\/h3>\n

Boring, vapid, funny looking daughter, nothing more. <\/b>A+ on the crying spell acting job you mastered when your daughter was on her way to visit her father. You almost had me convinced.<\/p>\n

Caroline<\/h3>\n

I thought Caroline would be the star of the show. WRONG! <\/b> You were more boring than your sister. Well maybe not quite. Thank goodness you met your husband at a young age and rode the American wave of wealth because girlfriend, snap, snap, snap, you would be getting none of that if you were starting out a single woman today. <\/p>\n

I\u2019m having a hard time even remembering these broads. Bring back the Housewives of New York City and Atlanta, cuz this one\u2019s a dud!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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