{"id":5608,"date":"2010-04-10T19:04:59","date_gmt":"2010-04-10T19:04:59","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-04-10T20:04:11","modified_gmt":"2010-04-10T20:04:11","slug":"It-happened-in-the-bathroom-by-a-Professor-with-an-Asian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asiancemagazine.com\/?p=5608","title":{"rendered":"It happened in the bathroom, by a Professor, with an Asian"},"content":{"rendered":"

It happened in the bathroom, by a Professor, with an Asian candlestick (if that\u2019s what you want to call it) and a condom.<\/p>\n

I know most of you, who have read my previous columns, have some preconceived notions of me. Hey, I\u2019m 27 years old, a Boston gal and living it up in New York. So with the recent spring weather, I was on the prowl for some fun! Hell I had Spring Fever, Jungle Fever and even Asian Fever!<\/p>\n

As I checked my hair and lipstick in the bathroom, (Damn I look good!!) on my way out of the Park Avenue South building I call home from 8:00-6:00pm, I decided I was in for thrill. I\u2019ll do a few shots, and have a few cocktails. I might even do a line or two. I won\u2019t tell anyone if you won\u2019t.<\/p>\n

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\nSure enough, a medium sized Asian guy, about my age, sent over a bottle of Louis Roederer “Cristal” Brut Ros\u00e9 Champagne.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Nancy Lee<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

With my 3 girlfriends in tow, we made our way to a Mid-town hotel rooftop bar. As we made our way through the crowd and looked over the men (if that\u2019s what you would call them), we made our way to a round table near the bar area. All four of us sat down and as I grabbed my credit card from my wallet to give to the waitress, I leaned over to my girlfriend Rebekka and whispered, \u201cSlimmmm pickens.\u201d<\/p>\n

As the waitress walked away, I told my group of girls, \u201cWe are here for one round and if the bartender or any of these over the hill bald headed losers don\u2019t start picking up our drinks, we are out of here!\u201d I\u2019m sorry but we are just too good looking and ready and willing, to hang around a speakeasy that doesn\u2019t know what it has, ok?<\/p>\n

Sure enough, a medium sized Asian guy, about my age, sent over a bottle of Louis Roederer “Cristal” Brut Ros\u00e9 Champagne.
\nAre we defying conventional Asian wisdom? How dare you buy a bunch of bar whores one of the best bottles of champagnes around? What would your mother say?<\/p>\n

He leaned over the bar and looked back at us. \u201cHun, he\u2019s kind of cute\u201d, I thought. Let\u2019s see what \u201cfever\u201d he has tonight when he conjures up enough cajones to come and start talking to us.<\/p>\n

After about 20 minutes of the pussy posse enjoying Cristal, over comes the medium sized Asian and his white friend. \u201cMy name is Aaron\u201d, he said to me. Oh so I guess it\u2019s Asian fever tonight. Or is it, I\u2019m Asian and you\u2019re Asian, so automatically you\u2019re mine.<\/p>\n

What \u2013 evvvvv. I was starting to feel a little tipsy. Aaron was actually 35, (oops, he looked 27) a finance professional and an Adjunct Professor at The New School. Class being withheld for fear of identity revealed.<\/em> <\/p>\n

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\nAaron pulled out a condom and motioned to the bathroom.. What a bad boy..What a bad Asian boy!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Nancy Lee<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

His friend started hitting on my friend, Rebekka. Never without male attention and two more Cristal bottles later, my two other girlfriends were talking to men of their own.
\nAaron started getting cuter and more feely as the night went on. I, having been celibate for about 6 months, was getting hornier and hornier. Aaron pulled out a condom and motioned to the bathroom.. What a bad boy..What a bad Asian boy!<\/p>\n

I told the table I\u2019d be right back. Well hopefully not Right back. Aaron and I walked hand and hand towards the bathroom. He smacked me on the ass and then pushed me inside. He locked the door. I was turned on. We did in the bathroom, in the stall. Hot! That was the first time for me, not the first time for Aaron. Defying conventional wisdom, my ass. What a naughty Asian boy!<\/p>\n

He was a full fledged Asian guy, Chinese and Korean. I never knew an Asian man could be so frisky! Horny, yes, creative and wild, no. His size was a disappointment, I\u2019m not going to lie, but the spur of the moment excitement, made up for it.<\/p>\n

Yes, it was done in the bathroom, by a Professor with an Asian candlestick and a condom. Who would\u2019ve had a Clue?<\/p>\n

We came back about 15 minutes later. No one had knocked on the door. Oddly enough. I\u2018m ready to do that again. Aaron asked for my card and I took his. Aaron called me the next day to go out again. I said, \u201cNo.\u201d <\/p>\n

You see, I\u2019m not going to call Aaron again. I\u2019m not going to see Aaron again. I\u2019m not interested in Aaron. In an age where anything goes, that\u2019s what I\u2019m doing.<\/p>\n

Yes, in my mind, I want an Asian man to settle down with. But he was the Asian Mr. Right Now, not the Asian Mr. Right.<\/p>\n

You can call me a slut, whore or whatever else you desire, but it\u2019s not like you haven\u2019t done that or thought about doing that yourself.<\/p>\n

Please join my dating group so we can make the dating world for an Asian girl in the United States a better place. Together we can heal the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race. Peace out Asian sistas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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