{"id":5699,"date":"2010-05-01T04:05:52","date_gmt":"2010-05-01T04:05:52","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-05-01T19:05:48","modified_gmt":"2010-05-01T19:05:48","slug":"Yellow-Fever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asiancemagazine.com\/?p=5699","title":{"rendered":"Yellow Fever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to the Urban Dictionary:<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Yellow Fever <\/strong>1. A slang term used to mock non-Asian males who have a clear sexual preference for women of Asian descent to an obsessive degree. Wasn&#8217;t too widely known until the release of &#8220;Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.&#8221; Symptoms may include a fascination with Hello Kitty, Japanime, Mr. Chu&#8217;s Asian Beaver, Japanese culture and language. Some may claim to be improving Asian standards of living by offering a larger penis size, which is usually an obvious lie. Other symptoms of yellow fever include stalking, half-hearted attempts to learn Japanese\/Mandarin\/Cantonese\/Korean and whacking off to Sailor Moon videos. <\/p>\n<p>2. An infectious tropical disease carried by mosquitoes.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>While Yellow<\/strong> Fever is not a crime, it can be annoying. When I first came to Los Angeles, a beautiful Japanese friend informed me in hushed tones, \u201cPlease, beware of the Asian Freaks.\u201d  <\/p>\n<p>Asian Freaks?<\/p>\n<p>Huh?<\/p>\n<p>Is this similar to \u201cBeware the Ides of March?<\/p>\n<div class=\"pullquote\">\n<div class=\"pullquoteTop\">\n<blockquote><p>\nAll too often, we are conditioned by Asian culture to go out of our way to be polite.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"pullquoteAttribute\">Candace Kita<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;d never heard the term, but I was soon deluged with various men asking me, \u201cWhere are you from?\u201d And when I said, \u201cCalifornia,\u201d they responded, \u201cNo, where are you FROM?\u201d Total strangers have informed me, \u201cI\u2019m looking for an Asian wife.\u201d  <\/p>\n<p>As if I asked Or cared. Don\u2019t look at me, Dude.  <\/p>\n<p>If someone is annoying you in this manner or makes you feel uncomfortable, there&#8217;s nothing wrong with being polite &#8212; initially. (&#8220;Thanks, I&#8217;m not interested.&#8221;) If this doesn&#8217;t work, let someone else hold the title of Miss Congeniality. Be curt and walk away. Ignore stupid questions. (&#8220;Do you speak English?&#8221;) He doesn\u2019t deserve to know you, even something as simple as your name. Pretend to be deaf, dumb and mute. I have pretended on several occasions to not speak English. Looking Asian can be handy.<\/p>\n<p>You should probably resist the temptation to snarl, &#8220;Why the HELL are you so obsessed?&#8221; but it can be very effective under the right circumstances; time-appropriate bitchiness is a wonderful thing. <\/p>\n<p>All too often, we are conditioned by Asian culture to go out of our way to be polite. Being a nice person can&#8217;t outweigh the need to react properly in uncomfortable or threatening situations. If a weirdo, Asian Freak, or inappropriate suitor is intent on playing hardball, fight back. Don\u2019t appear weak. Listen to your gut instinct &#8212; if someone seems to want something from you, they do. If they seem strange, they are.  If they have Yellow Fever, I&#8217;d watch out.   Because in reality, me not love you long time.<\/p>\n<p><em>An actor and women\u2019s safety advocate, Candace Kita is the author of \u201cThe Hottie Handbook: A Girl\u2019s category_ide to Safety.&#8221; As a safety specialist, Candace has been interviewed by People, Good Morning America, the Jay Leno Show, Inside Edition, the Los Angeles Times, 48 Hours, the LOGO Network and WHO Australia.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to the Urban Dictionary: Yellow Fever 1. 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