“IT’S A GUY THING”
\nTranslated: “There is no rational thought pattern
\nconnected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”<\/p>\n
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
\nTranslated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”<\/p>\n
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
\nTranslated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned
\nresponse.<\/p>\n
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
\nTranslated: “I have no idea how it works.”<\/p>\n
“I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.”
\nTranslated: “That girl standing on the corner is a
\nreal babe.”<\/p>\n
“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
\nTranslated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum
\ncleaner.”<\/p>\n
“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
\nTranslated: “Are you still talking?”<\/p>\n
“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”
\nTranslated: “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop’, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary.”<\/p>\n
“I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES.”
\nTranslated: “The girl selling them on the corner
\nwas a real babe.”<\/p>\n
“OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.”
\nTranslated: “I have actually severed a limb, but
\nwill bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.”<\/p>\n
“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
\nTranslated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”<\/p>\n
“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
\nTranslated: “What did you catch me at?”<\/p>\n
“I HEARD YOU.”
\nTranslated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you
\njust said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”<\/p>\n
“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
\nTranslated: “I am used to the way you yell at me,
\nand realize it could be worse.”<\/p>\n
“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
\nTranslated: “Oh, please don’t try on one more
\noutfit, I’m starving.”<\/p>\n
“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
\nTranslated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”
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