{"id":9389,"date":"2011-06-22T04:06:37","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T04:06:37","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-06-22T04:06:18","modified_gmt":"2011-06-22T04:06:18","slug":"Yogi-reenacts-Slumdog-scene-For-REALL--","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asiancemagazine.com\/?p=9389","title":{"rendered":"Yogi reenacts Slumdog scene! For REALL!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Whe a woman went to use a porta-potty at a Boulder yoga festival<\/strong>, a man was apparently in the tank beneath her, slathered in waste.<\/p>\n

According to the Boulder Daily Camera<\/a>, the incident took place Friday at the Hanuman Festival<\/strong>. The woman stepped inside the portable john, but when she lifted the toilet’s lid, she noticed movement in the depths below<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Unsurprisingly, she got the hell out as quickly as she could and asked a man to check the toilet<\/strong>. He subsequently told cops he saw something moving beneath a tarp in the tank, and when he left the porta-potty, he heard the door lock behind him.<\/p>\n

At that point, the fest’s security supervisor decided to wait outside for whoever had been lurking in the muck to step back into the light. Shortly thereafter, he was greeted by a strange sight — a skinny, black-haired white man in his twenties, standing between six-feet-five and six-feet-eight inches tall, with cuts on his back and arms and wearing only a pair of gray sweatpants.
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\nThe security supervisor reportedly tried to get the man to sit down, but he ran off — and who can blame the guy for not trying to tackle him?<\/p>\n

Boulder police are looking for the man, who they want on suspicion of attempting to make unlawful sexual contact<\/strong>. <\/p>\n

Some witnesses think the guy may be a transient who goes by the name “Sky.”<\/p>\n

Omg! Some people have the sickiest fetishes…you can’t find more sanitary ways to get your rocks off? Seriously!
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