Marisa Sung’s Rules of Etiquette Number 4
When YOU are sitting next to me on a flight and you know that I do not find you attractive, do NOT try to prove to me that you are THE MAN and have lots of MONEY by accessing your Match.com account in my full view! You are a creepy old midget with money and make-believe curls. Curl up and die already! Girls, if you need to post seductive photos of yourself on Match.com, and you really do look like a playboy model and have time to engage in any kind of communication with a man like Mr. Layover from MADhattan, my heart truly goes out to you. Very sad. 🙁
Matchmaker Song from (Fiddler on the Roof)
Needless to say, Mr. Layover from MADhattan wasn’t my Match! Don’t forget to stop in and buy some bottles of Carletto Wine at Rye Spirits or Hartsdale Liquor Store on your way home prior to making your next connection er match. It will really help you with the seduction process! Here’s to your next victim seeing you through Carletto Colored glasses! In case you don’t have any time to stop in the store, please go to http://www.wineexpress.com or http://www.carlettowines.com to order a case in advance. Good luck getting laid. I’m sure she’s REALLEE good for you to c n be ceen.
The Beatles – Michelle (With lyrics)
Matchmaker