Matchmaker, Matchmaker find me a catch for my layover to Peru
Just about a week ago, I met a very interesting businessman from Manhattan on a flight from New York City to North Carolina. Travelling is always less brutal when you meet nice and interesting businessmen, isn’t it? For one, the air hostesses are much kinder to you because you have a male buffer to ease the pain. Snack time on a plane is hardly tea at the Plaza these days with flight attendants throwing peanuts and popcorn at you when you are barely awake. And don’t believe what you hear on ‘Seinfeld’ either, business or rather “first class” isn’t a better life, it is just a bit more civil to be exact.
Shortly after takeoff “Alan” decided to let me know just how successful of a businessman he was in case I already didn’t pick up on it from his uniform of Brioni Suit, Gucci Shoes and Rolex watch. After about an hour of conversation, interrogation, his speculation and a few cocktails, Alan decides to pull up his Match.com account right in front of me. Unfortunately, I wasn’t going to serve his kind-hearted purpose of getting laid during his all business layover in North Carolina. Alan is a serious businessman who WASTES NO TIME. Time is money and sex is serious business! Alas, he engages in his Match.com account with the fuckus and determination that would make any mother proud!
Watching from the sidelines was not easy to say the least! I saw one photo after the next of girls at least half his age in such compromising positions (half and wholly naked) who really should have been dating men who were at least from the same generation or free. Is this man really worth all of the Gold in China or is he just hung like a horse?? I REALLY don’t care to know and it scares me to think about it! I pushed my goods “consumer” on him well enough though as soon as I realized that his hopes of our mile high were out of the question. Hopefully, when he makes his next connection, he will do it with the assistance of Carletto Wines, Jour Nuit (for his sweet of the moment), and AsianceMagazine.com. Something tells me this one has a shoe fetish for sure! I can practically smell it.
come fly with me
MATCHMAKER
You should have given it up and taken one for the team back at the Editorial desk. Just imagine the readership numbers increase! Am I the only one drooling over the LPGA Korean girls in Hawaii?
Fly the Friendly Skies……..
No Gucci, no Rolex, no Brioni….so I’m not expecting a reply…..but there will be knock downs……bring it on
YOU NEED TO REALLY GET DOWN ON THAT SITUATION THEN!! YOU SHOULD GO AND CONTINUE TO CHEER ON THE KOREAN LPGA TEAM IN HAWAII! I AM SURE THAT THEY WOULD LOVE TO ADD YOU TO THEIR GROWING LIST OF FANS! AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT, BRING A MINI FAN WITH YOU BC TO REALLY KOOL DOWN BECAUSE IT CAN SURE GET HOT OUT THERE WATCHING THOSE GIRLS PLAY!! YOU NEED TO REALLY KOOL DOWN WITH A MINI FAN!!! HOT PINK IS OF COURSE MY FAN OF CHOICE! WHAT’S YOURS?? 🙂
KOOL AND THE GANG-GET DOWN ON IT
http://www.thefind.com/appliances/info-mist-spray-fan
The tour is moving to Alabama, so the Korean girls will be nervous. Unless, of course, they want to get down on it or maybe give it up for the southern boys?
Grey Goose? Gin? Tanqueray…..passion fire water! Foreplay in a bottle
GIVE IT UP FOR THE SOUTHERN BOYS IN SWEET HOME ALABAMA!! GREY GOOSE GIN AND VODKA AND TANQUERAY ON YOUR ROCKS ARE ALL PASSION FIRE WATER AND FOREPLAY IN A BOTTLE!! WHO IS YOUR BABY?? 🙂 WINK
Kid Rock Sweet Home Alabama
http://www.greygoose.com
http://www.tanqueray.com
Well, because it’s Earth Day, deep green and blue are the colours I choose. Thanks for the tip on the kool mist fans….do they work with gin?
GET DOWN ON IT THEN! IN CELEBRATION OF EARTH DAY, DEEP GREEN IS GORGEOUS AND BLUE IS YOUR GLUE SO I CAN SEA WHY THEY ARE YOUR COLORS FOR A MINI FAN! YOU SHOULD GO AND CHEER ON THE KOREAN LPGA TEAM IN HAWAIIWITH YOUR MINI FAN TO REALLY KOOL DOWN BECAUSE IT CAN SURE GET HOT OUT THERE WATCHING THOSE GIRLS PLAY!! HOT PINK IS OF COURSE MY FAN OF CHOICE! 🙂
OF COURSE, WHILE YOU ARE ON THE COURSE GIN AND JUICE BY GREY GOOSE IS MY POISON OF PASSION! http://www.greygoose.com
KOOL AND THE GANG-GET DOWN ON IT
BITE MEE – IF IT SMELLS LIKE A FISH, CATCH IT! 🙂 WITH ALL OF THE FISH IN THE BIG GREEN SEA, IT IS SO HARD TO KNOW WHICH ONES TO ACTUALLY HOLD NEVER MIND, BUY! I HAVEN’T REALLY FOUND A DECENT “BUY” YET! AS A PERSON WHO IS USED TO “SELLING SHORT” (aka THE SHORT ONES WITH THE REALEE SMALL SHORT BLANKS) AND CONTINUOUSLY “THROWING OUT THE BAIT,” I AM SOOO USED TO THROWING THE FISH BACK IN THE BIG GREEN SEA. IT’S GOING TO TAKE ONE HELL OF A GREAT BIG WHITE SHARK TO ATTACK MEE!! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEA!! BUTT DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH-JUST BREATHE!! 🙂
http://www.asiancemagazine.com/news/2012/04/19/coty-twitter-giveaway-coty-asiance
Faith Hill – “Breathe”
RIGHT ON BABY!! DAMN RIGHT YOUR JUST JOKING! 🙂 I WEAR MY GARDENING THONG FOR MEE BC I AM A BADASS AND WHEN I TAKE A BREAK (WITCH IS NOT TOO OFTEN THESE DAYS IT IS WITH KID ROCKS’S COLD BEER BREWED FROM HIS VERY OWN BREWERY!) FYI THE LPGA WILL EVENTUALLY VENTURE NORTH “ALL SUMMER LONG” BECAUSE WHAT GOES DOWN MUST EVENTUALLY COME BACK UP JUST LIKE THE ECONOMY, RIGHT?? 🙂 WINK
http://www.kidrock.com/news/kid-rocks-american-badass-beer-now-available-cans
Kid Rock – All Summer Long
GIVE IT UP FOR THE SOUTHERN BOYS IN SWEET HOME ALABAMA!! GREY GOOSE GIN AND VODKA AND TANQUERAY ON YOUR ROCKS ARE ALL PASSION FIRE WATER AND FOREPLAY IN A BOTTLE!! WHO IS YOUR BABY?? 🙂 WINK
http://www.greygoose.com
http://www.tanqueray.com
Kid Rock Sweet Home Alabama
These long threaded conversations cause the recent postings to “veer to the right”, not politically, but spatially. Can you get your IT people to allow the threads not to increment indent to the right. Otherwise I have to ad-lib your last posting and make up my own version of what you were trying to convey. Or maybe it’s a technique to discourage long threaded topics and I fell into your trap?
Time to crack the head on a Badass Beer, but surprised to see it here in an Asian Women’s discussion group as most Asian women don’t drink and if they do, it’s not beer! OK…bring it on….
RIGHT ON BABY!! DAMN RIGHT YOUR JUST JOKING! 🙂 I WEAR MY GARDENING THONG FOR MEE BC I AM A BADASS AND WHEN I TAKE A BREAK (WITCH IS NOT TOO OFTEN THESE DAYS IT IS WITH KID ROCKS’S COLD BEER BREWED FROM HIS VERY OWN BREWERY!) FYI THE LPGA WILL EVENTUALLY VENTURE NORTH “ALL SUMMER LONG” BECAUSE WHAT GOES DOWN MUST EVENTUALLY COME BACK UP JUST LIKE THE ECONOMY, RIGHT?? 🙂 WINK
http://www.kidrock.com/news/kid-rocks-american-badass-beer-now-available…
Kid Rock – All Summer Long
GIVE IT UP FOR THE SOUTHERN BOYS IN SWEET HOME ALABAMA!! GREY GOOSE GIN AND VODKA AND TANQUERAY ON YOUR ROCKS ARE ALL PASSION FIRE WATER AND FOREPLAY IN A BOTTLE!! WHO IS YOUR BABY?? 🙂 WINK
http://www.greygoose.com
http://www.tanqueray.com
Kid Rock Sweet Home Alabama
RIGHT ON BABY!! DAMN RIGHT YOUR JUST JOKING! 🙂 I WEAR MY GARDENING THONG FOR MEE BC I AM A BADASS AND WHEN I TAKE A BREAK (WITCH IS NOT TOO OFTEN THESE DAYS IT IS WITH KID ROCKS’S COLD BEER BREWED FROM HIS VERY OWN BREWERY!) FYI THE LPGA WILL EVENTUALLY VENTURE NORTH “ALL SUMMER LONG” BECAUSE WHAT GOES DOWN MUST EVENTUALLY COME BACK UP JUST LIKE THE ECONOMY, RIGHT?? 🙂 WINK
http://www.kidrock.com/news/kid-rocks-american-badass-beer-now-available…
Kid Rock – All Summer Long
GIVE IT UP FOR THE SOUTHERN BOYS IN SWEET HOME ALABAMA!! GREY GOOSE GIN AND VODKA AND TANQUERAY ON YOUR ROCKS ARE ALL PASSION FIRE WATER AND FOREPLAY IN A BOTTLE!! WHO IS YOUR BABY?? 🙂 WINK
http://www.greygoose.com
http://www.tanqueray.com
Kid Rock Sweet Home Alabama
RIGHT ON BABY!! DAMN RIGHT YOUR JUST JOKING! 🙂 I WEAR MY GARDENING THONG FOR MEE BC I AM A BADASS AND WHEN I TAKE A BREAK (WITCH IS NOT TOO OFTEN THESE DAYS IT IS WITH KID ROCKS’S COLD BEER BREWED FROM HIS VERY OWN BREWERY!) FYI THE LPGA WILL EVENTUALLY VENTURE NORTH “ALL SUMMER LONG” BECAUSE WHAT GOES DOWN MUST EVENTUALLY COME BACK UP JUST LIKE THE ECONOMY, RIGHT?? 🙂 WINK
http://www.kidrock.com/news/kid-rocks-american-badass-beer-now-available…
Kid Rock – All Summer Long
GIVE IT UP FOR THE SOUTHERN BOYS IN SWEET HOME ALABAMA!! GREY GOOSE GIN AND VODKA AND TANQUERAY ON YOUR ROCKS ARE ALL PASSION FIRE WATER AND FOREPLAY IN A BOTTLE!! WHO IS YOUR BABY?? 🙂 WINK
http://www.greygoose.com
http://www.tanqueray.com
Kid Rock Sweet Home Alabama
GET DOWN ON IT THEN! IN CELEBRATION OF EARTH DAY, DEEP GREEN IS GORGEOUS AND BLUE IS YOUR GLUE SO I CAN SEA WHY THEY ARE YOUR COLORS FOR A MINI FAN! YOU SHOULD GO AND CHEER ON THE KOREAN LPGA TEAM IN HAWAIIWITH YOUR MINI FAN TO REALLY KOOL DOWN BECAUSE IT CAN SURE GET HOT OUT THERE WATCHING THOSE GIRLS PLAY!! HOT PINK IS OF COURSE MY FAN OF CHOICE! 🙂
OF COURSE, WHILE YOU ARE ON THE COURSE GIN AND JUICE BY GREY GOOSE IS MY POISON OF PASSION! http://www.greygoose.com
KOOL AND THE GANG-GET DOWN ON IT
OK…Tanqueray on my rocks but you forgot to mention not to smoke, so I guess there’s no need to read your Shave or not to Shave blog.
Is this your day job or just a hobby?
I wonder what Melissa Lee is doing vacationing in Asia and will AMag interview her when she returns? Oops…that might be a touchy subject and maybe the worm can is open? Ready, Aim…….
You’re my baby! Ha (just joshing)
For those hot days when you’re out in the garden tending your tender early season plants and little beads of sweat are tickling your lower back and threatening to invade your gardening thong, be sure to take a break and enjoy a cold beer from Kid Rock’s brewery. Check it out and he provides employment for about 22 northern boys from Michigan. Maybe the LPGA could venture north? Have you ever done the Woodward strut?
GET YOUR OWN ROCKS OFF YOU FREAKSHOW!! MAKE BEST FRIENDS WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND ALREADY! I DIDN’T FORGET TO MENTION ANYTHING, WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?? FYI NO ONE CARES ABOUT MELISSA LEE PERIOD. MOST PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HER!! PEOPLE WHO HAVE ENJOYABLE LIVES THAT IS. WHO CARES?? I KNOW THAT I DON’T SO WHY SHOULD ANYONE ELSE?? 🙂
Rolling Stones – HOT ROCKS-You Can’t Always Get What You Want
I ONLY CARE ABOUT FOXNEWS AND THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD TOO! GO TO http://www.foxnews.com RIGHT NOW AND CHECK OUT THE LATEST ON THE GREATEST GOP RACE IN HISTORY!
…and while you’re at it, what do you think of this….just because you seem good with research…who wrote the Zipless F**k?
Gideon Sundback, the Swedish-American electrical engineer, has been featured in a Google Doodle today. Mainly known for his work in the development of the zipper, Soundback was born in Sweden in 1880, later he moved to Germany after finishing his schooling and joined a polytechnic school.
Gideon Sundback emigrated to United States in 1905 and was hired to work for the Universal Fastener Company the next year. This was the start of his work with the zipper, Sundback made several advances in the development of the zipper between 1906 and 1914.
In 1914, Gideon developed a version of zipper based on interlocking teeth, the “Hookless No. 2”, which was the base of modern metal zipper. He later got a United States patent no. 1219881 for the “Separable Fastener”.
Sundback was not only involved in the invention of modern zipper but also created the manufacturing machine for the new zipper. He was awarded the Gold Medal of the Royal Swedish Academy of Engineering Sciences in 1951. Gideon died of a heart condition in 1954 and was honoured by inclusion in the National Inventors Hall of Fame for his work on the development of the zipper.
OK….I’m on it….going to FoxNews….but the feed is a little fuzzy? Any suggestions?
FIRST OF ALL, I DON’T JUST “SEEM” GOOD WITH RESEARCH (NICE PUN THOUGH) I AM GRRREAT WITH RESEARCH AND FEW DO IT BETTER THAN MEE. LET’S GET THAT AS STRAIGHT AS A ZIPPER FROM THE START! THANKS FOR TRYING TO ZIPPRESS MEE THOUGH! AS FAR AS INTERLOCKING TEETH GOES, KEEP THE ONES THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE AND YOU MAY WANT TO “ZIP IT UP” WITH REGARD TO ALL OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND INFORMATION ABOUT INNOVATION, INVENTIONS AND SCIENCE. SHHH SOMEONE MAY WANT TO STEEL YOUR IDEAS AND NOT SHARE! IN OTHER WORDS, YOU SHOULD NEVER LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG. BILL CLINTON SENT “THE CAT” AS A GIFT UPS IN THE FORM OF THE SUPER COMPUTER TO CHINA AND NOW THEY HAVE MUCH FASTER COMPUTERS AND SEARCH ENGINES THAN WE DUE! BTW I NEVER DID RECEIVE MY COMPUTER VIA FEDEX DID YOU?? SORREE CHARLIE, BUT MY ZIPPER GETS STUCK AT THE TOP AND DOESN’T GO DOWN. 🙂
RIGHT ON BABY!! DAMN RIGHT YOUR JUST JOKING! 🙂 I WEAR MY GARDENING THONG FOR MEE BC I AM A BADASS AND WHEN I TAKE A BREAK (WITCH IS NOT TOO OFTEN THESE DAYS IT IS WITH KID ROCKS’S COLD BEER BREWED FROM HIS VERY OWN BREWERY!) FYI THE LPGA WILL EVENTUALLY VENTURE NORTH “ALL SUMMER LONG” BECAUSE WHAT GOES DOWN MUST EVENTUALLY COME BACK UP JUST LIKE THE ECONOMY, RIGHT?? 🙂 WINK
http://www.kidrock.com/news/kid-rocks-american-badass-beer-now-available…
Kid Rock – All Summer Long
GIVE IT UP FOR THE SOUTHERN BOYS IN SWEET HOME ALABAMA!! GREY GOOSE GIN AND VODKA AND TANQUERAY ON YOUR ROCKS ARE ALL PASSION FIRE WATER AND FOREPLAY IN A BOTTLE!! WHO IS YOUR BABY?? 🙂 WINK
http://www.greygoose.com
http://www.tanqueray.com
Kid Rock Sweet Home Alabama
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