I WAS MUGGED BY A THUG ON CENTRAL PARK WEST!
ONE NIGHT I WENT TO WITHDRAW SOME CASH FROM MEI CHASE “WASH ACCOUNT” ON THE 72ND AND CPW BRANCH ATM AT AROUND 12MIDNIGHT UPON RETURNING HOME FROM MEI BOYFRIEND’S APARTMENT. SHORTLY AFTER I WITHDREW MEI “MEGA MILLIONS” A SCARY LOOKING AFRICAN AMERICAN GENT WITH A STOCKING OVER HIS HEAD DEMANDED THAT I HAND OVER MEI BRAND NEW $400 SALVATORE FERRAGAMO WALLET TO HIM! I WAS REALLY ANGRY TO SAY THE VERY LEAST!! NOT ONLEE DID I HAVE ANOTHER FIGHT WITH MEI BOYFRIEND WHO AT THAT POINT WAS HANGING ON DENTAL FLOSS WITH MEE AND WAS ABOUT TO BEE CUT AT ANY MINUTE BUT I WAITED FOR OVER 2 HOURS TO GET THAT WALLET ON SALE. YOU SEE MEI FRIEND KATY WAS THE BUYER FOR FERRAGAMO AND HELD IT UP FOR MEE ALONG WITH ABOUT 12 OTHER ITEMS THREE DAYS BEFORE MEI ALLEGED ARREST!! I HAD TO LEAVE WORK FOR THE ENTIRE AFTERNOON SO THAT I COULD WAIT FOR LIKE 2 HOURS WITH A BUNCH OF MATERIALISTIC BITCHES JUST TO GET MEI STUFF AT PRACTICALLY WHOLESALE!! YOU COULD IMAGINE MEI DISMAY WHEN I ENCOUNTERED THIS WANNABE GANGSTER WHO CLEARLY DIDN’T KNOW WHO HE WAS DEALING WITH!!!
I POLITELY EXPLAINED THAT THE WALLET WAS OFF LIMITS AND WENT ON ABOUT HOW I GOT IT THROUGH MEI FRIEND WHO WORKED FOR FERRAGAMO AND HOW IT IS REALLY WORTH LIKE $1000.00 BUTT I GOT IT FOR $150.00 BUT TO GET IT FOR THAT PRICE I HAD TO SCHLEPP ALL OF MEI SHIT OVER FROM THE WTC TO THE UES FERRAGAMO AND WAIT WITH A BUNCH OF NASTY BITCHES ON LINE AND ETC ETC ETC WHEN LOW AND BEHOLD HE HAD THE NERVE TO TELL MEE THAT I WAS TOO ANNOYING TO MUGG AND GOD HELP THE MAN WHO ENDS UP WITH MEE!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?? HE SAID THAT HE WOULD RATHER KEEP HIS SANITY AND MOVE ON TO ANOTHER VICTIM!! HE REALLY SAID THAT! SO I WAIVED OVER A POLICE MAN WHO FINALLY MADE HIMSELF AVAILABLE AFTER I COULD HAVE BEEN MUGGED, SHOT, BURIED AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE!! ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS THANK GOD I DIDN’T TURN OVER MEI BARGAIN $150 FERRAGAMO WALLET THAT I WORKED SEW HARD TO GET!! I ALSO EXPLAINED TO THIS THUG THAT I WOULD HAVE TO REPLACE MEI CREDIT CARDS, LICENSE, SS CARD AND THAT WAS TOO MUCH WORK FOR MEE SO JUST SHOOT MEE ALREADY AND THAT IS WHEN HE TOLD MEE THAT I WAS THE CRAZY ONE!! CAN YOU IMAGINE??? NYC IS FULL OF LUNATICS!!
Glee – Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another
Patty Smyth- The Warrior
Good news…I can get you a replacement wallet or a dummy one for your next mugging adventure. You can be like the Pres. and have someone carry the “football” with the doomsday codes.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Salvatore-ferragamo-Red-Wallet-Free-shipping-/221025088812?pt=US_CSA_WH_Handbags&hash=item33761f352c
I WAS MUGGED BY A THUG ON CENTRAL PARK WEST=I WASN’T TAKING ANY OF HIS SHIT!! 🙁
ONE NIGHT I WENT TO WITHDRAW SOME CASH FROM MEI CHASE “WASH ACCOUNT” (WHEN I WAS LIVING HIGH ON THE HOG IN THE OLIVER CROMWELL) ON THE 72ND AND CPW BRANCH ATM AT AROUND 12MIDNIGHT UPON RETURNING HOME FROM MEI SOON TO BE EX-BOYFRIEND’S APARTMENT. SHORTLY AFTER I WITHDREW MEI “MEGA MILLIONS” A SCARY LOOKING AFRICAN AMERICAN GENT WITH A STOCKING OVER HIS HEAD DEMANDED THAT I HAND OVER MEI BRAND NEW $400 SALVATORE FERRAGAMO WALLET TO HIM! I WAS REALLY ANGRY TO SAY THE VERY LEAST!! NOT ONLEE DID I HAVE ANOTHER FIGHT WITH MEI BOYFRIEND WHO AT THAT POINT WAS HANGING ON DENTAL FLOSS WITH MEE AND WAS ABOUT TO BEE CUT AT ANY MINUTE BUT I WAITED FOR OVER 2 HOURS TO GET THAT WALLET ON SALE. YOU SEE MEI FRIEND KATY WAS THE BUYER FOR FERRAGAMO AND HELD IT UP FOR MEE ALONG WITH ABOUT 12 OTHER ITEMS THREE DAYS BEFORE MEI ALLEGED ARREST!! I HAD TO LEAVE WORK FOR THE ENTIRE AFTERNOON SO THAT I COULD WAIT FOR LIKE 2 HOURS WITH A BUNCH OF MATERIALISTIC BITCHES JUST TO GET MEI STUFF AT PRACTICALLY WHOLESALE!! YOU COULD IMAGINE MEI DISMAY WHEN I ENCOUNTERED THIS WANNABE GANGSTER WHO CLEARLY DIDN’T KNOW WHO HE WAS DEALING WITH!!!
I POLITELY EXPLAINED THAT THE WALLET WAS OFF LIMITS AND WENT ON ABOUT HOW I GOT IT THROUGH MEI FRIEND WHO WORKED FOR FERRAGAMO AND HOW IT IS REALLY WORTH LIKE $1000.00 BUTT I GOT IT FOR $150.00 BUT TO GET IT FOR THAT PRICE I HAD TO SCHLEPP ALL OF MEI SHIT OVER FROM THE WTC TO THE UES FERRAGAMO AND WAIT WITH A BUNCH OF NASTY BITCHES ON LINE AND ETC ETC ETC WHEN LOW AND BEHOLD HE HAD THE NERVE TO TELL MEE THAT I WAS TOO ANNOYING AND TOO MUCH OF A HEADACHE TO MUGG AND GOD HELP THE MAN WHO ENDS UP WITH MEE!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?? HE SAID THAT HE WOULD RATHER KEEP HIS SANITY AND MOVE ON TO AN EASIER TARGET!! HE REALLY SAID THAT! AND FOR A MINUTE THERE I THOUGHT TO MEISELF, HOW DARE YOU NOT THINK THAT I AM WORTH MUGGING, TAKE THE DAMN WALLET AND TAKE MEE WHILE YOU’RE AT IT!! BUT THEN I STOPPED MEISELF AND REALIZED OH NO, THIS GUY IS REALEE GOOD, A VERY CLEVER MUGGER TRYING REVERSE PYCHOLOGY ON MEE SO I STUCK TO MEI ORIGINAL PLAN!!! SO I WAIVED OVER A POLICE MAN WHO FINALLY MADE HIMSELF AVAILABLE AFTER I COULD HAVE BEEN MUGGED, RAPED, SHOT, BURIED AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE!! ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS THANK GOD I DIDN’T TURN OVER MEI BARGAIN $150 FERRAGAMO WALLET THAT I WORKED SEW HARD TO GET!! I ALSO EXPLAINED TO THIS THUG THAT I WOULD HAVE TO REPLACE MEI CREDIT CARDS, LICENSE, SS CARD AND THAT WAS TOO MUCH WORK FOR MEE SO JUST SHOOT MEE ALREADY AND THAT IS WHEN HE TOLD MEE THAT I WAS THE CRAZY ONE!! CAN YOU IMAGINE??? HAVE YOU EVER DEALT WITH THE IMBECILES AND VM MACHINES IN AN ATTEMPT TO REPLACE JUST ONE CREDIT CARD?? I REALLY WOULD HAVE RATHER HAVE BEEN SHOT TO DEATH!! NYC IS FULL OF LUNATICS MAN!! SEW I GUESS WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT IF A BLACK THUG ER AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN (GOD HELP US ALL IF WE ARE NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT, RIGHT??) WITH A STOCKING OVER HIS HEAD AND A GUN IN HIS POCKET IS AFRAID TO FUCK WITH MEE, THEN YOU SHOULD BEE TOO!!! AND I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO WASTE MEI TAE KWON DO SKILLS ON THAT LOSER!!! I BET THAT THUG USED THE CASH THAT HE GOT FROM MUGGING ANOTHER VICTIM TO TREAT HIMSELF TO AN ALL EXPENSES PAID GOLF VACATION TO MARTHA’S VINEYARD AND/OR HAWAII TOO!!! TO GET RID OF ALL OF THE MUGGERS, LOSERS AND ILLEGAL HUNGARY FOR OPPORTUNITIES AND FAST CASH NON TAX-PAYING CITIZENS WHO WILL STEEL A LOOSE(R) WOMAN AND/OR A BOX OF SCOTTY TISSUES FROM RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE FROM HUNGARY IN THIS COUNTRY GO TO http://www.mittromney and/or http://www.electmitt2012.org RIGHT NOW!! WHO’S THE CRAZY ONE NOW LOSER??
Patty Smyth- The Warrior
RED RIDER
I WAS MUGGED BY A THUG ON CPW=I WASN’T TAKING ANY OF HIS SHIT!! 🙁
ONE NIGHT I WENT TO WITHDRAW SOME CASH FROM MEI CHASE “WASH ACCOUNT” (WHEN I WAS LIVING HIGH ON THE HOG IN THE OLIVER CROMWELL) ON THE 72ND AND CPW BRANCH ATM AT AROUND 12MIDNIGHT UPON RETURNING HOME FROM MEI SOON TO BE EX-BOYFRIEND’S APARTMENT. SHORTLY AFTER I WITHDREW MEI “MEGA MILLIONS” A SCARY LOOKING AFRICAN AMERICAN GENT WITH A STOCKING OVER HIS HEAD DEMANDED THAT I HAND OVER MEI BRAND NEW $400 SALVATORE FERRAGAMO WALLET TO HIM! I WAS REALLY ANGRY TO SAY THE VERY LEAST!! NOT ONLEE DID I HAVE ANOTHER FIGHT WITH MEI BOYFRIEND WHO AT THAT POINT WAS HANGING ON DENTAL FLOSS WITH MEE AND WAS ABOUT TO BEE CUT AT ANY MINUTE BUT I WAITED FOR OVER 2 HOURS TO GET THAT WALLET ON SALE. YOU SEE MEI FRIEND KATY WAS THE BUYER FOR FERRAGAMO AND HELD IT UP FOR MEE ALONG WITH ABOUT 12 OTHER ITEMS THREE DAYS BEFORE MEI ALLEGED ARREST!! I HAD TO LEAVE WORK FOR THE ENTIRE AFTERNOON SO THAT I COULD WAIT FOR LIKE 2 HOURS WITH A BUNCH OF MATERIALISTIC BITCHES JUST TO GET MEI STUFF AT PRACTICALLY WHOLESALE!! YOU COULD IMAGINE MEI DISMAY WHEN I ENCOUNTERED THIS WANNABE GANGSTER WHO CLEARLY DIDN’T KNOW WHO HE WAS DEALING WITH!!!
I POLITELY EXPLAINED THAT THE WALLET WAS OFF LIMITS AND WENT ON ABOUT HOW I GOT IT THROUGH MEI FRIEND WHO WORKED FOR FERRAGAMO AND HOW IT IS REALLY WORTH LIKE $1000.00 BUTT I GOT IT FOR $150.00 BUT TO GET IT FOR THAT PRICE I HAD TO SCHLEPP ALL OF MEI SHIT OVER FROM THE WTC TO THE UES FERRAGAMO AND WAIT WITH A BUNCH OF NASTY BITCHES ON LINE AND ETC ETC ETC WHEN LOW AND BEHOLD HE HAD THE NERVE TO TELL MEE THAT I WAS TOO ANNOYING TO MUGG AND GOD HELP THE MAN WHO ENDS UP WITH MEE!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?? HE SAID THAT HE WOULD RATHER KEEP HIS SANITY AND MOVE ON TO ANOTHER VICTIM!! HE REALLY SAID THAT! SO I WAIVED OVER A POLICE MAN WHO FINALLY MADE HIMSELF AVAILABLE AFTER I COULD HAVE BEEN MUGGED, SHOT, BURIED AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE!! ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS THANK GOD I DIDN’T TURN OVER MEI BARGAIN $150 FERRAGAMO WALLET THAT I WORKED SEW HARD TO GET!! I ALSO EXPLAINED TO THIS THUG THAT I WOULD HAVE TO REPLACE MEI CREDIT CARDS, LICENSE, SS CARD AND THAT WAS TOO MUCH WORK FOR MEE SO JUST SHOOT MEE ALREADY AND THAT IS WHEN HE TOLD MEE THAT I WAS THE CRAZY ONE!! CAN YOU IMAGINE??? NYC IS FULL OF LUNATICS MAN!! SEW I GUESS WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT IF A BLACK THUG ER AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN (GOD HELP US ALL IF WE ARE NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT, RIGHT??) WITH A STOCKING OVER HIS HEAD AND A GUN IN HIS POCKET IS AFRAID TO FUCK WITH MEE, THEN YOU SHOULD BEE TOO!!! AND I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO WASTE MEI TAE KWON DO SKILLS ON THAT LOSER!!! TO GET RID OF ALL OF THE LOSERS IN THIS COUNTRY GO TO http://www.electmitt2012.org RIGHT NOW!!
Glee – Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another
Patty Smyth- The Warrior