Facebook founder marries Chinese American girlfriend

Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg wed longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan on Saturday, announcing the nuptials through a status update on the social networking site.

Tens of thousands of people “liked” his status change, which was accompanied by a photo of the couple in wedding attire.

Priscilla Chan just graduated from medical school at the University of California, San Francisco. The couple met while at Harvard.

When Chan moved to Palo Alto to live near her boyfriend, she famously made him sign a “contract.”

“One date per week, a minimum of a hundred minutes of alone time, not in his apartment and definitely not at Facebook,” according to Sarah Lacy’s book Once You’re Lucky, Twice You’re Good.

Zuckerberg has an Asian fetish! That’s going to go over real well with the Asian male population!

Check it our for yourself www.facebook.com/zuck

Reuters – Photo via Facebook, Allyson Magda Photography

12 thoughts on “Facebook founder marries Chinese American girlfriend

  • Zuckerberg, the world’s youngest billionaire, will be contributing to the demographic truth that the entire world will be Asian by the year 2500.

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  • No I don’t get it. I get she has white in her..get it but don’t he is half Chinese.

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  • I think she has everything else to make up for the “not enormous” jugs. They look like a good couple…before taxes.

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  • Marisa Sung

    THAT’S JUST WONDERFUL FOR YUE! YOU KEEP THINKING THAT SHE HAS EVERYTHING ELSE THAT REALEE MATTERS THAT DOESN’T APPEAR IN HER APPEARANCE WHICH MAKES UP FOR HER LACK OF BREASTS AND OTHER OBVIOUS ASSETS!! IT’S ONLEE WHAT IS ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS ANYWAY, RIGHT?? AND IN HER CASE, THAT IS WHAT WOULD HAVE TO COUNT BC THERE IS NOTHING ON THE OUTSIDE THAT DOES!! LOOK TO EACH HIS OWN. I AM SURE THAT HE HAS NO DICK ANYWAY WHICH IS WHY HE WANTS A GIRL WITH NO REAL ASSETS OR SEX APPEAL. WATER SEEKS ITS OWN LEVEL. OH AND BTW I NEVER SAID ENORMOUS JUGS=NICE FIRM BIG BREASTS LIKE A 34-36C-DD BC IF YOU ARE LESS THAN A B DON’T EVEN BOTHER WEARING A BRA!! THEY DON’T CALL GISELLE “THE BODY” FOR NOTHING!!

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  • Marisa Sung

    YEAH, I HEARD THAT HE IS PART ASIAN=HE IS HALF CHINESE!! GET IT?? OH SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS LITTLE TITS! THAT’S GOOD BUT IT WOULD BE MUCH BETTER IF THEY WERE A LOT BIGGER BC REAL MEN LOVE THE MULTI-FUNCTIONAL BIG JUGS! 🙂

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  • Marisa Sung

    YES, I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU TOOK THE LONG TIME TO ATTEMPT TO LEARN AND DISCOVER THAT AS YOU WOULD HAVE TO BC NOTHING IS ON THE OUTSIDE IN THAT CASE EITHER. FLAT LIKE NON-CARBONATED SODA! I’LL JUST TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT “ANONYMOUS” AND IT IS SO COMFORTING TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE OUT THERE CAN TAKE PITY ON A WOMAN LIKE THAT AND HER LASTING QUALITIES LIKE WRINKLES, SHORTNESS, CELLULITE, UGLEE FEET AND WELL I DON’T NEED TO GO ON BC IT IS EVERLASTING . .. THERE IS A LID FOR EVERY POT AFTER ALL! AND WITH THAT I MUST BID FAREWELL UNTIL TOMORROW!!

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  • Yes, I’m sure she has many lasting qualities…..and so does Melissa Lee

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  • Can you define “fat” so I have a basis to get rid of all my fat female employees? Maybe a BMI or a Sung Rule of Thumb? I’m bringing the tape measure and weigh scale to work tomorrow……

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  • Marisa Sung

    JAMES IS A COMPUTER WIZARD, A CHESS CHAMPION AND A LITTLE EINSTEIN!! UNDER THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION IF YOU ARE A FAT PIG, AN OPRAH LOOK ALIKE AND A LESBIAN YOU GET ALL OF THE ADVANTAGES THAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER AND THAT MEI FRIEND IS THE LOWEST DIFFICULTY SETTING SEW FUCK YOU!! I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A VIDEO GAME TOO AND WILL POST IT ON MEI BLOG =IT IS CALLED THE THE RAINBOW ROACH MOTEL=YOU CAN GET IN BUT YOU CAN’T GET THEM OUT EVEN WHEN THEY DON’T SHOW UP ON TIME, TAKE 3 HOUR LUNCHES AND SUCK AT WHAT THEY DO OR RATHER DON’T DO, SHOW UP DIRTY AND LOOKING LIKE GRANDMA MOSES AND SPREAD GERMS THAT EVEN LYSOL CAN’T KILL!! THE SIMPLE FACT IS THAT MEN GET GROSSED OUT BY FAT WOMEN AND MOST WOMEN DO ALSO!! SORRY TO BE HARSH BUT IT IS THE UGLY TRUTH!! ALSO, IF YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE MOST MEN DON’T WANT YOU AROUND=ANOTHER UGLY BUT TRUE FACT. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT FEMINISTS ARE ONLEE SURROUNDED BY OTHER FUGLEE FEMINISTS AND THEY ARE ALWAYS AT HEN GATHERINGS?? DON’T “GET SMART” WITH MEE BECAUSE I WILL BLOW YOU UP LIKE TNT!! 🙂

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  • Marisa Sung

    HE IS SOMEWHAT CHI AND HE GETS WEAK IN THE NESE. SORRY IT’S LATE AN I’M LOSING IT + I AM HANGING OUT WITH MY 7 YEAR OLD GOD SON WHO IS VISITING + THINKS THAT HE IS HILARIOUS WITH HIS KNOCK KNOCK JOKES AND GET IT?? GET IT?? ALL DAY LONG!! OY VEY!! HE BETTER STICK TO HIS DREAMS OF BECOMING AN ASTRONAUT AND FORGET THE COMIC ROUTINE!! I LAUGH BC I AM TRYING TO BE NICE AND I LOVE THE KID BUT TOO MUCH ENCOURAGEMENT IS NO GOOD!! JAMES YUE ARE VERY FUNNY BUT JERRY SEINFELD YOU ARE NOT SO THANK GOD YOU ARE A LITTLE EINSTEIN OF A KID!! XOXO

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