HEEEERE’S JOHNNY=TOP 10 REASONS WHY WE WERE THE PERFECT MATCH!!
JOHNNY CARSON WAS ALWAYS SUCH A STAPLE IN MY HOME AND IT WAS A GREAT TREAT TO WATCH “THE LATE SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON” AT NIGHT WITH THE FOLKS. IT USUALLY MEANT THAT WE HAD COMPANY=THE EXTENDED FAMILY AND A FEW FAMILY FRIENDS. I ALWAYS FELT A VERY SPECIAL CONNECTION TO JOHNNY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
1. HE WAS VERY ELEGANT, WITTY, SMART AND GOOD LOOKING!
2. HE HAD A GREAT SIDE KICK IN ED MCMAHON WHO ALWAYS HAD SUCH IMPECCABLE TIMING AND WAS A GREAT PARTNER IN CRIME AND WINGMAN!!
3. HE DIED TECHNICALLY ON MY BIRTHDAY.
4. HE MARRIED 4X ALL TO WOMEN WITH NAMES BEGINNING WITH J AND I WAS ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED 4TIMES TO MEN WITH THE LAST NAME BEGINNING WITH K SO FAR!!
5. HE WAS BORN ON OCTOBER 23 ON THE LAST DAY OF HIS SIGN + JUST LIKE ME ON THE LAST DAY OF MY SIGN WHICH MAKES HIM A LIBRA=MEI PERFECT MATCH=WE WERE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!
6. ALL OF HIS WIVES COULD HAVE BEEN MEI EVIL TWIN SISTERS!!
7. HIS DEEPEST REGRET WAS THAT HE COULDN’T MAKE HIS MOTHER HAPPY BY STAYING MARRIED TO ONE WOMAN FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND MEI DEEPEST REGRET IS THAT I CAN’T SETTLE ON ONE GUY TO TIE THE KNOT TO FINALLY MAKE MEI MOTHER HAPPY!!
8. HE WAS BORN TO “HOMER” CARSON AND I JUST LOVE TO STAY HOME AND COOK, BAKE, GARDEN, SEW, WRITE, RUN, SWIM, WATCH MOVIES = YOU NAME IT BUT I AM A HOMEBODY!!
9. CARSON HEADED UP A GROUP OF INVESTORS WHO PURCHASED AND OPERATED TWO TELEVISION STATIONS OF WHICH THE FIRST SERVED NONEOTHER THAN VIVA LAS VEGAS=ONE OF MEI FAVORITE PLACES!!+ JUST LIKE MOI HE WAS AN AMATEUR ASTRONOMER, AND WAS CLOSE FRIENDS WITH ASTRONOMER CARL SAGAN, WHO OFTEN APPEARED ON “THE TONIGHT SHOW.” WHY DUE YOU THINK I KEEP SAYING CERTAIN WORDS LIKE “BILLIONS” ?? BILLIONS OF GALAXIES WOULD LEAD CARSON TO RIBBING HIS FRIEND, SAYING “BILL-IONS AND BILL-IONS”. JUST LIKE MEE HE OWNED TELESCOPES ONLEE HE OWNED SEVERAL EXPENSIVE ONES INCLUDING A QUESTAR WHICH AT THAT TIME WAS REALEE TOP DRAWER BABY!!
10. DESPITE HIS ON-CAMERA DEMEANOR, CARSON WAS ACTUALLY VERY SHY OFF-CAMERA, AS MY FAMILY MEMBERS MET HIM ONCE OR TWICE AND HE DID HIS BEST TO AVOICE BIG PARTIES. HE WAS REFERRED TO AS “THE MOST PRIVATE PUBLIC MAN WHO EVER LIVED.” SEA THE SIMILARITIES?? THE MINUTE A FRIEND OR ACQUAINTANCE STARTS NOSING AROUND TOO MUCH IN MEI AFFAIRS OR PRIVATE LIFE THEY GET ELIMINATED AND BELIEVE MEE THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT I DON’T KID AROUND WITH THAT=I DON’T CARE HOW LONG I KNOW THEM FOR!!!
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I CAN’T EVER GET MARRIED=MEI PERFECT MATCH DIED YEARS AGO!! IF WE HAD MET AND MARRIED, HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD TO DUE IT FOUR TIMES AND I WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY MADE IT DOWN THE AISLE ONCE AND FOR ALL!! YEP!! JOHNNY CARSON WAS ALWAYS SUCH A STAPLE IN MY HOME AND IT WAS A GREAT TREAT TO WATCH “THE LATE SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON” AT NIGHT WITH THE FOLKS. IT USUALLY MEANT THAT WE HAD COMPANY=THE EXTENDED FAMILY AND A FEW FAMILY FRIENDS. I ALWAYS FELT A VERY SPECIAL CONNECTION TO JOHNNY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
1. HE WAS VERY ELEGANT, WITTY, SMART AND GOOD LOOKING!
2. HE HAD A GREAT SIDE KICK IN ED MCMAHON WHO ALWAYS HAD SUCH IMPECCABLE TIMING AND WAS A GREAT PARTNER IN CRIME AND WINGMAN!!
3. HE DIED TECHNICALLY ON MY BIRTHDAY.
4. HE MARRIED 4X ALL TO WOMEN WITH NAMES BEGINNING WITH J AND I WAS ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED 4TIMES TO MEN WITH THE LAST NAME BEGINNING WITH K SO FAR!!
5. HE WAS BORN ON OCTOBER 23 ON THE LAST DAY OF HIS SIGN + JUST LIKE ME ON THE LAST DAY OF MY SIGN WHICH MAKES HIM A LIBRA=MEI PERFECT MATCH=WE WERE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!
6. ALL OF HIS WIVES COULD HAVE BEEN MEI EVIL TWIN SISTERS!!
7. HIS DEEPEST REGRET WAS THAT HE COULDN’T MAKE HIS MOTHER HAPPY BY STAYING MARRIED TO ONE WOMAN FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND MEI DEEPEST REGRET IS THAT I CAN’T SETTLE ON ONE GUY TO TIE THE KNOT TO FINALLY MAKE MEI MOTHER HAPPY!!
8. HE WAS BORN TO “HOMER” CARSON AND I JUST LOVE TO STAY HOME AND COOK, BAKE, GARDEN, SEW, WRITE, RUN, SWIM, WATCH MOVIES = YOU NAME IT BUT I AM A HOMEBODY!!
9. CARSON HEADED UP A GROUP OF INVESTORS WHO PURCHASED AND OPERATED TWO TELEVISION STATIONS OF WHICH THE FIRST SERVED NONEOTHER THAN VIVA LAS VEGAS=ONE OF MEI FAVORITE PLACES!!+ JUST LIKE MOI HE WAS AN AMATEUR ASTRONOMER, AND WAS CLOSE FRIENDS WITH ASTRONOMER CARL SAGAN, WHO OFTEN APPEARED ON “THE TONIGHT SHOW.” WHY DUE YOU THINK I KEEP SAYING CERTAIN WORDS LIKE “BILLIONS” ?? BILLIONS OF GALAXIES WOULD LEAD CARSON TO RIBBING HIS FRIEND, SAYING “BILL-IONS AND BILL-IONS”. JUST LIKE MEE HE OWNED TELESCOPES ONLEE HE OWNED SEVERAL EXPENSIVE ONES INCLUDING A QUESTAR WHICH AT THAT TIME WAS REALEE TOP DRAWER BABY!!
10. DESPITE HIS ON-CAMERA DEMEANOR, CARSON WAS ACTUALLY VERY SHY OFF-CAMERA, AS MY FAMILY MEMBERS MET HIM ONCE OR TWICE AND HE DID HIS BEST TO AVOICE BIG PARTIES. HE WAS REFERRED TO AS “THE MOST PRIVATE PUBLIC MAN WHO EVER LIVED.” SEA THE SIMILARITIES?? THE MINUTE A FRIEND OR ACQUAINTANCE STARTS NOSING AROUND TOO MUCH IN MEI AFFAIRS OR PRIVATE LIFE THEY GET ELIMINATED AND BELIEVE MEE THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT I DON’T KID AROUND WITH THAT=I DON’T CARE HOW LONG I KNOW THEM FOR!!!
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STAND UP VAGINA JOKE
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YUE DON’T HAVE TO TAKE IT HOWIE=CALL MEE ANYTIME BABY!! FULL FRONTAL + BACK IN 69!! OH AND BEING THAT I AM ASIAN, I AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS 24/7!! WIE NEVER CLOSE AND EVEN OPEN FOR BUSINESS ALL DAY ON HOLIDAY AND EVEN STAY LATE AT NIGHT AFTER WORK HOUR TO ER WORK HARD(ER) + I HAVE BIG TITS AND BUBBLE BUTT BC I AM AMERASIAN!! HOW IS THAT?? WINK LOL 🙂
NOT JUST LIKE A VIRGIN=MUCH MORE EXPERIENCED THAN THE NAME SUGGESTS (RICHARD BRANSON-GOTTA LUV THAT GUY=I DUE!)
Madonna – Like A Virgin
BUSHEY, THIS ONE IS FOR YUE=NEXT TIME REMIND MEE TO BRING MEI WEED WACKER WITH MEE!! WINK NOT JUST LIKE A VIRGIN=MUCH MORE EXPERIENCED THAN THE NAME SUGGESTS (RICHARD BRANSON-GOTTA LUV THAT GUY=I DUE!)
Madonna – Like A Virgin
STAND UP VAGINA JOKE
Howie Mandel Stand up vagina joke
YUE DON’T HAVE TO TAKE IT HOWIE=CALL MEE ANYTIME BABY!! FULL FRONTAL + BACK IN 69!! OH AND BEING THAT I AM ASIAN, I AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS 24/7!! WIE NEVER CLOSE AND EVEN OPEN FOR BUSINESS ALL DAY ON HOLIDAY AND EVEN STAY LATE AT NIGHT AFTER WORK HOUR TO ER WORK HARD(ER) + I HAVE BIG TITS AND BUBBLE BUTT BC I AM AMERASIAN!! HOW IS THAT?? WINK LOL 🙂
BUSHEY, THIS ONE IS FOR YUE=NEXT TIME REMIND MEE TO BRING MEI WEED WACKER WITH MEE!! WINK NOT JUST LIKE A VIRGIN=MUCH MORE EXPERIENCED THAN THE NAME SUGGESTS (RICHARD BRANSON-GOTTA LUV THAT GUY=I DUE!)
Madonna – Like A Virgin
STAND UP VAGINA JOKE
Howie Mandel Stand up vagina joke
YUE DON’T HAVE TO TAKE IT HOWIE=CALL MEE ANYTIME BABY!! FULL FRONTAL + BACK IN 69!! OH AND BEING THAT I AM ASIAN, I AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS 24/7!! WIE NEVER CLOSE AND EVEN OPEN FOR BUSINESS ALL DAY ON HOLIDAY AND EVEN STAY LATE AT NIGHT AFTER WORK HOUR TO ER WORK HARD(ER) + I HAVE BIG TITS AND BUBBLE BUTT BC I AM AMERASIAN!! HOW IS THAT?? WINK LOL 🙂
I CAN’T EVER GET MARRIED=MEI PERFECT MATCH DIED YEARS AGO!! IF WE HAD MET AND MARRIED, HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD TO DUE IT FOUR TIMES AND I WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY MADE IT DOWN THE AISLE ONCE AND FOR ALL!! YEP!! JOHNNY CARSON WAS ALWAYS SUCH A STAPLE IN MY HOME AND IT WAS A GREAT TREAT TO WATCH “THE LATE SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON” AT NIGHT WITH THE FOLKS. IT USUALLY MEANT THAT WE HAD COMPANY=THE EXTENDED FAMILY AND A FEW FAMILY FRIENDS. I ALWAYS FELT A VERY SPECIAL CONNECTION TO JOHNNY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
JOHNNY CARSON WAS ALWAYS SUCH A STAPLE IN MY HOME AND IT WAS A GREAT TREAT TO WATCH “THE LATE SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON” AT NIGHT WITH THE FOLKS. IT USUALLY MEANT THAT WE HAD COMPANY=THE EXTENDED FAMILY AND A FEW FAMILY FRIENDS. I ALWAYS FELT A VERY SPECIAL CONNECTION TO JOHNNY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
1. HE WAS VERY ELEGANT, WITTY, SMART AND GOOD LOOKING!
2. HE HAD A GREAT SIDE KICK IN ED MCMAHON WHO ALWAYS HAD SUCH IMPECCABLE TIMING AND WAS A GREAT PARTNER IN CRIME AND WINGMAN!!
3. HE DIED TECHNICALLY ON MY BIRTHDAY.
4. HE MARRIED 4X ALL TO WOMEN WITH NAMES BEGINNING WITH J AND I WAS ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED 4TIMES TO MEN WITH THE LAST NAME BEGINNING WITH K SO FAR!!
5. HE WAS BORN ON OCTOBER 23 ON THE LAST DAY OF HIS SIGN + JUST LIKE ME ON THE LAST DAY OF MY SIGN WHICH MAKES HIM A LIBRA=MEI PERFECT MATCH=WE WERE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!
6. ALL OF HIS WIVES COULD HAVE BEEN MEI EVIL TWIN SISTERS!!
7. HIS DEEPEST REGRET WAS THAT HE COULDN’T MAKE HIS MOTHER HAPPY BY STAYING MARRIED TO ONE WOMAN FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND MEI DEEPEST REGRET IS THAT I CAN’T SETTLE ON ONE GUY TO TIE THE KNOT TO FINALLY MAKE MEI MOTHER HAPPY!!
8. HE WAS BORN TO “HOMER” CARSON AND I JUST LOVE TO STAY HOME AND COOK, BAKE, GARDEN, SEW, WRITE, RUN, SWIM, WATCH MOVIES = YOU NAME IT BUT I AM A HOMEBODY!!
9. CARSON HEADED UP A GROUP OF INVESTORS WHO PURCHASED AND OPERATED TWO TELEVISION STATIONS OF WHICH THE FIRST SERVED NONEOTHER THAN VIVA LAS VEGAS=ONE OF MEI FAVORITE PLACES!!+ JUST LIKE MOI HE WAS AN AMATEUR ASTRONOMER, AND WAS CLOSE FRIENDS WITH ASTRONOMER CARL SAGAN, WHO OFTEN APPEARED ON “THE TONIGHT SHOW.” WHY DUE YOU THINK I KEEP SAYING CERTAIN WORDS LIKE “BILLIONS” ?? BILLIONS OF GALAXIES WOULD LEAD CARSON TO RIBBING HIS FRIEND, SAYING “BILL-IONS AND BILL-IONS”. JUST LIKE MEE HE OWNED TELESCOPES ONLEE HE OWNED SEVERAL EXPENSIVE ONES INCLUDING A QUESTAR WHICH AT THAT TIME WAS REALEE TOP DRAWER BABY!!
10. DESPITE HIS ON-CAMERA DEMEANOR, CARSON WAS ACTUALLY VERY SHY OFF-CAMERA, AS MY FAMILY MEMBERS MET HIM ONCE OR TWICE AND HE DID HIS BEST TO AVOICE BIG PARTIES. HE WAS REFERRED TO AS “THE MOST PRIVATE PUBLIC MAN WHO EVER LIVED.” SEA THE SIMILARITIES?? THE MINUTE A FRIEND OR ACQUAINTANCE STARTS NOSING AROUND TOO MUCH IN MEI AFFAIRS OR PRIVATE LIFE THEY GET ELIMINATED AND BELIEVE MEE THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT I DON’T KID AROUND WITH THAT=I DON’T CARE HOW LONG I KNOW THEM FOR!!!
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I CAN’T EVER GET MARRIED=MEI PERFECT MATCH DIED YEARS AGO!! IF WE HAD MET AND MARRIED, HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD TO DUE IT FOUR TIMES AND I WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY MADE IT DOWN THE AISLE ONCE AND FOR ALL!! YEP!! JOHNNY CARSON WAS ALWAYS SUCH A STAPLE IN MY HOME AND IT WAS A GREAT TREAT TO WATCH “THE LATE SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON” AT NIGHT WITH THE FOLKS. IT USUALLY MEANT THAT WE HAD COMPANY=THE EXTENDED FAMILY AND A FEW FAMILY FRIENDS. I ALWAYS FELT A VERY SPECIAL CONNECTION TO JOHNNY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
JOHNNY CARSON WAS ALWAYS SUCH A STAPLE IN MY HOME AND IT WAS A GREAT TREAT TO WATCH “THE LATE SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON” AT NIGHT WITH THE FOLKS. IT USUALLY MEANT THAT WE HAD COMPANY=THE EXTENDED FAMILY AND A FEW FAMILY FRIENDS. I ALWAYS FELT A VERY SPECIAL CONNECTION TO JOHNNY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
1. HE WAS VERY ELEGANT, WITTY, SMART AND GOOD LOOKING!
2. HE HAD A GREAT SIDE KICK IN ED MCMAHON WHO ALWAYS HAD SUCH IMPECCABLE TIMING AND WAS A GREAT PARTNER IN CRIME AND WINGMAN!!
3. HE DIED TECHNICALLY ON MY BIRTHDAY.
4. HE MARRIED 4X ALL TO WOMEN WITH NAMES BEGINNING WITH J AND I WAS ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED 4TIMES TO MEN WITH THE LAST NAME BEGINNING WITH K SO FAR!!
5. HE WAS BORN ON OCTOBER 23 ON THE LAST DAY OF HIS SIGN + JUST LIKE ME ON THE LAST DAY OF MY SIGN WHICH MAKES HIM A LIBRA=MEI PERFECT MATCH=WE WERE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!
6. ALL OF HIS WIVES COULD HAVE BEEN MEI EVIL TWIN SISTERS!!
7. HIS DEEPEST REGRET WAS THAT HE COULDN’T MAKE HIS MOTHER HAPPY BY STAYING MARRIED TO ONE WOMAN FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND MEI DEEPEST REGRET IS THAT I CAN’T SETTLE ON ONE GUY TO TIE THE KNOT TO FINALLY MAKE MEI MOTHER HAPPY!!
8. HE WAS BORN TO “HOMER” CARSON AND I JUST LOVE TO STAY HOME AND COOK, BAKE, GARDEN, SEW, WRITE, RUN, SWIM, WATCH MOVIES = YOU NAME IT BUT I AM A HOMEBODY!!
9. CARSON HEADED UP A GROUP OF INVESTORS WHO PURCHASED AND OPERATED TWO TELEVISION STATIONS OF WHICH THE FIRST SERVED NONEOTHER THAN VIVA LAS VEGAS=ONE OF MEI FAVORITE PLACES!!+ JUST LIKE MOI HE WAS AN AMATEUR ASTRONOMER, AND WAS CLOSE FRIENDS WITH ASTRONOMER CARL SAGAN, WHO OFTEN APPEARED ON “THE TONIGHT SHOW.” WHY DUE YOU THINK I KEEP SAYING CERTAIN WORDS LIKE “BILLIONS” ?? BILLIONS OF GALAXIES WOULD LEAD CARSON TO RIBBING HIS FRIEND, SAYING “BILL-IONS AND BILL-IONS”. JUST LIKE MEE HE OWNED TELESCOPES ONLEE HE OWNED SEVERAL EXPENSIVE ONES INCLUDING A QUESTAR WHICH AT THAT TIME WAS REALEE TOP DRAWER BABY!!
10. DESPITE HIS ON-CAMERA DEMEANOR, CARSON WAS ACTUALLY VERY SHY OFF-CAMERA, AS MY FAMILY MEMBERS MET HIM ONCE OR TWICE AND HE DID HIS BEST TO AVOICE BIG PARTIES. HE WAS REFERRED TO AS “THE MOST PRIVATE PUBLIC MAN WHO EVER LIVED.” SEA THE SIMILARITIES?? THE MINUTE A FRIEND OR ACQUAINTANCE STARTS NOSING AROUND TOO MUCH IN MEI AFFAIRS OR PRIVATE LIFE THEY GET ELIMINATED AND BELIEVE MEE THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT I DON’T KID AROUND WITH THAT=I DON’T CARE HOW LONG I KNOW THEM FOR!!!
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I CAN’T EVER GET MARRIED=MEI PERFECT MATCH DIED YEARS AGO!! IF WE HAD MET AND MARRIED, HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD TO DUE IT FOUR TIMES AND I WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY MADE IT DOWN THE AISLE ONCE AND FOR ALL!! YEP!! JOHNNY CARSON WAS ALWAYS SUCH A STAPLE IN MY HOME AND IT WAS A GREAT TREAT TO WATCH “THE LATE SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON” AT NIGHT WITH THE FOLKS. IT USUALLY MEANT THAT WE HAD COMPANY=THE EXTENDED FAMILY AND A FEW FAMILY FRIENDS. I ALWAYS FELT A VERY SPECIAL CONNECTION TO JOHNNY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
JOHNNY CARSON WAS ALWAYS SUCH A STAPLE IN MY HOME AND IT WAS A GREAT TREAT TO WATCH “THE LATE SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON” AT NIGHT WITH THE FOLKS. IT USUALLY MEANT THAT WE HAD COMPANY=THE EXTENDED FAMILY AND A FEW FAMILY FRIENDS. I ALWAYS FELT A VERY SPECIAL CONNECTION TO JOHNNY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
1. HE WAS VERY ELEGANT, WITTY, SMART AND GOOD LOOKING!
2. HE HAD A GREAT SIDE KICK IN ED MCMAHON WHO ALWAYS HAD SUCH IMPECCABLE TIMING AND WAS A GREAT PARTNER IN CRIME AND WINGMAN!!
3. HE DIED TECHNICALLY ON MY BIRTHDAY.
4. HE MARRIED 4X ALL TO WOMEN WITH NAMES BEGINNING WITH J AND I WAS ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED 4TIMES TO MEN WITH THE LAST NAME BEGINNING WITH K SO FAR!!
5. HE WAS BORN ON OCTOBER 23 ON THE LAST DAY OF HIS SIGN + JUST LIKE ME ON THE LAST DAY OF MY SIGN WHICH MAKES HIM A LIBRA=MEI PERFECT MATCH=WE WERE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!
6. ALL OF HIS WIVES COULD HAVE BEEN MEI EVIL TWIN SISTERS!!
7. HIS DEEPEST REGRET WAS THAT HE COULDN’T MAKE HIS MOTHER HAPPY BY STAYING MARRIED TO ONE WOMAN FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND MEI DEEPEST REGRET IS THAT I CAN’T SETTLE ON ONE GUY TO TIE THE KNOT TO FINALLY MAKE MEI MOTHER HAPPY!!
8. HE WAS BORN TO “HOMER” CARSON AND I JUST LOVE TO STAY HOME AND COOK, BAKE, GARDEN, SEW, WRITE, RUN, SWIM, WATCH MOVIES = YOU NAME IT BUT I AM A HOMEBODY!!
9. CARSON HEADED UP A GROUP OF INVESTORS WHO PURCHASED AND OPERATED TWO TELEVISION STATIONS OF WHICH THE FIRST SERVED NONEOTHER THAN VIVA LAS VEGAS=ONE OF MEI FAVORITE PLACES!!+ JUST LIKE MOI HE WAS AN AMATEUR ASTRONOMER, AND WAS CLOSE FRIENDS WITH ASTRONOMER CARL SAGAN, WHO OFTEN APPEARED ON “THE TONIGHT SHOW.” WHY DUE YOU THINK I KEEP SAYING CERTAIN WORDS LIKE “BILLIONS” ?? BILLIONS OF GALAXIES WOULD LEAD CARSON TO RIBBING HIS FRIEND, SAYING “BILL-IONS AND BILL-IONS”. JUST LIKE MEE HE OWNED TELESCOPES ONLEE HE OWNED SEVERAL EXPENSIVE ONES INCLUDING A QUESTAR WHICH AT THAT TIME WAS REALEE TOP DRAWER BABY!!
10. DESPITE HIS ON-CAMERA DEMEANOR, CARSON WAS ACTUALLY VERY SHY OFF-CAMERA, AS MY FAMILY MEMBERS MET HIM ONCE OR TWICE AND HE DID HIS BEST TO AVOICE BIG PARTIES. HE WAS REFERRED TO AS “THE MOST PRIVATE PUBLIC MAN WHO EVER LIVED.” SEA THE SIMILARITIES?? THE MINUTE A FRIEND OR ACQUAINTANCE STARTS NOSING AROUND TOO MUCH IN MEI AFFAIRS OR PRIVATE LIFE THEY GET ELIMINATED AND BELIEVE MEE THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT I DON’T KID AROUND WITH THAT=I DON’T CARE HOW LONG I KNOW THEM FOR!!!
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