Super Size Me, Please
Who ever said that size doesn’t matter? That’s a lie. We’ve all been there before when we’ve come across a bad seed or two. Then we go back to our girlfriends and talk about it. It’s true, women do care. But it’s not all about size. Sometimes quality comes before quantity. Unless, you have a big dick, then you don’t have to worry.
To some people, size is everything. That includes girth too. Both come hand in hand. If you don’t have one, at least you have the other to rely on. If you don’t, then you’re fucked. However, there are other ways to compensate. I have a friend who once dated a guy with a small penis. He had everything else going for him. It was too bad he was lacking in other areas. He was 6″2, handsome, gorgeous abs, smart, witty and super successful. The sex was just good but it could’ve been better. Sometimes she had to fake her orgasms to get the sex over with because his penis was just not getting the job done. For her, a big dick did go a long way. Although he had a small “john,” he was able to make up for it in other ways. For instance, he gave great head. If all else fails, turn to oral sex. His tongue became a substitute for his dick, which is not always necessarily a bad thing. Lesson learned: if you ain’t doing the job from down there, make sure you at least know how to give good head.
I knew I’d met my match. I’m a petite gal and I know my body well enough to know that that beast was not going anywhere but one place – back in his pants.
On the other hand, my other friend, Isabel, doesn’t care much for size. She’s had some of the best orgasms from average sized penises before. When I mean average, I mean not big. According to Isabel, he had the stamina of a young steed and endurance like the Energizer Bunny. It may have not been the perfect penis for her, but it certainly got her off in more ways than one.
And sometimes, bigger isn’t always better. I once dated a guy with a frightenly large penis, and not in a sexy way. We were dating for a while but wanted to wait for the right time. One night we went back to his place, one thing led to another, and we finally had sex. The first time I saw it, I freaked! The closer he came toward me with that thing, the more claustrophobic my vagina felt. I knew I’d met my match. I’m a petite gal and I know my body well enough to know that that beast was not going anywhere but one place – back in his pants. I wasn’t sure whether or not this was a good idea but I was intrigued and really horny. So I gave it a shot. Ten minutes later, he came and I was in pain the next day. When it comes down to it, it’s all about preference. You have to find one that is just right.
You already know this by now, but we do talk about size. Not only do we talk about size, but we talk about girth, color, performance, the whole enchilada. There are so many ways to describe penis size – huge, bite-size, hung. But what actually constitutes what’s big or small? Is there a universal scale that defines size? Probably not, but here’s one way of looking at it.
There are 3 terms: penis, dick, and cock. These words all refer to the same thing but it’s actually a way to describe a man’s size depending on how you use it.
There are 3 terms: penis, dick, and cock. These words all refer to the same thing but it’s actually a way to describe a man’s size depending on how you use it. Let me clarify. Anything less than 6 inches would be considered a “penis” or in lamest terms, small. It’s not big enough to be considered a “dick” or a “cock.” The word “penis” doesn’t sound intimidating and neither does its size. Sizes between a 6 through 8 would be considered a “dick” or a medium. It’s not as obscene as a cock but it’s not as small as a penis either. A “cock” would be anything above an 8. I’ve been with guys who loved hearing their penis being called “cock” in bed even though they clearly weren’t. It makes them feel like their penis is actually big. Why do you think the term “cock” is used constantly in porn? In many movies I’ve heard women say to their man, “Give me your big cock” or “I like the way your cock fills me up.” The word sounds stronger, harder, and imposing. It wouldn’t sound right if you were riding your man and you say to him “Do you like the way my wet pussy is riding your penis?” Doesn’t sound so sexy now, does it? Now it just sounds like your wet pussy is more empowering than his wittle penis. Do your man a favor and don’t use the word “penis” in bed.
Whether they know it or not, men are obsessed with their penis. A man’s penis becomes his best friend. He will love it, fondle it, get mad at it (especially when it stops working), and get in trouble for it. When it comes to size men always want to be a little bit bigger. They’re afraid that their manhood will never size up to what they want it be. I’ve noticed that men tend to embellish about their size by an inch or two just like they do with their height. That’s why I always expect the worst when they tell me their “size” so I don’t get disappointed in the end. Who wouldn’t want to be a little bit bigger or taller? The same goes for women, too. Women who feel that they aren’t appealing enough because they have small breasts are like men who think that having a big penis will make them feel manlier or better in bed.
So does size really matter? Good question. It’s all about how you use it or in some cases, how you make up for it. Basically, if the dick fits, fuck it.
No wonder the author is dating a white male. She likes schlongs, a word I see that you didn’t add to your article..I prefer other races besides Asian for the obvious reasons.
Sun Fan – are you one of those who believe the stereotype all Asian men have small dicks and white men don’t? Your digs at Asian men is yet another sign how brainwashed some women are. If size the main concern for girls and you are sticking with stereotypes, shouldn’t all the girls on this site have black boyfriends? Why all the pictures of white guys everywhere? BTW, my Asian bf has a big dick. Not saying dick size defines the man, but it seems that way for some guys. Really, it is not the size but how you use it. All men of all races have big and small dicks FYI.
so apparently jenny didn’t read through the article well enough because i don’t think she got the point that the author wasn’t pin-pointing any particular race. again, her moronic comments are always taken out of the context throwing out irrelevancy everywhere. PS. i’m sticking to the “stereotype” of asian men have small penises, if you want to even call it a stereotype. although, i would even have to go as far as to say that asian men would even ADMIT to having small penises.
I don’t think Sun Fan is making any kind of stereotype. She’s referring to the “Angry Asian Men” who’ve posted to the other articles in the past, which I’ve read, that think every related topic has to do with bashing Asian men. This topic will just automatcially blow tops off bc they will probably think that the author is criticizing Asian men with small dicks, which again, is not the case. Pay attention the article and the comments people!!!!
That is correct. The size matters 100%! I can just imagine the comments the angry asian men will post to this article now..hmmmm…
i dont usually leave comments. i just like to vote for the ratings. good job to the author. i think they are interesting and mind-opening.
This “article” is not exactly an example of enlightened writing. Its highly suspect that the author was never educated at university level. Interestingly, “dong” is yet another colloquialism for the penis. It is somewhat ironic that someone with the name “Elysia Ban(the)dong” should be attempting to write about the human male anatomy.
What I find really ironic is that Asian American women request, even demand, support from Asian American men. Does anyone notice the irony?
If Asian American women wish to receive respect, the most Asian American men can ask for is the same in return. How do you expect us to take your requests seriously when you pull this crap, be it racist and stereotypical comments or even ignored in our own Asian American media?
While many of these posters take it too far, I don’t think it’s an unreasonable request. I did find it a bit odd and discouraging to find such a huge lack of Asian men on a magazine that’s geared for Asian American women. I mean, why do we complain about Hollywood excluding Asian American men when our own are so willing to do the same?
Sometimes when I view or hear discussions like this, I honestly feel like I’m Job, the man who was constantly tested by the Devil at God’s request. Meaning…Asian women want Asian men to support and respect them and wish Asian men weren’t such pushovers or insecure but then they go around participating in activities that cause these problems.
Take a look at the comments above, how can we possible support and respect you if you constantly slap us in the face by obviously excluding us? Every topic in this section is about white men and how much you like them. Did you just expect Asian men to say “yay! That’s awesome! Asian women like white men! Asian men are winners!” Or, did you expect us to stop being insecure by posting comments like the ones above?
It makes me laugh and shake my head at the same time.
Sometimes, as an Asian man, I think to myself “Why even bother?” No matter if we respect and support Asian women, we’ll still get kicked in the teeth. Personally, I hate working and not having any personal payoff.
Wow, it seems that this website and the comments have more white male trolls than Asian women if you look through the comments.
I would like the web administrator to check the IP addresses of the posts. I doubt the posters are Asian women at all. If they are, you have no right to complain about stereotypes or racism from this day forward.
I’m a 29 year old ABC and I’ve had it with Asian women.
I still can’t believe this type of thinking still plagues Asian womens’ minds. It’s sad and pathetic.
I was born in Ohio and was the only Asian guy in school. Rather than being “assimulated” and absorbed, I choose to retain my culture. Eventually, I learned to read, write, and read Chinese AND Korean. I always dreamed of meeting, marrying, and having little runts with a great Asian woman. I eventually transferred to NYC for school just so I could meet Asian women, a group that I found most attractive, not because of their looks but because we shared something no one else had. Boy, was I surprised.
Not only do Asian American women spend all their time chasing white men, they have a “too cool” attitude towards asian men here. As if we’re something disposable. still, I supported them thinking some pretty asian girl would notice.
I gave to Asian women charity groups to combat domestic violence. I even stuck up for Asian women when white men at my first finance job would make racist jokes about them. Oh, the irony.
This led me to be the outcast there which forced me to leave, waste 2 years to build experience elsewhere at another firm, and get back to where I was.
Two weeks after sticking up for asian women, one of them used the penis stereotype at a bar on me. ironically, white women snapped up to my defense. I’m married to a white woman, a group which would surprise you, my fellow Asian guys.
After all this time, I thinking standing up for asian women is a waste of time, pointless, and dangerous. let white men help them.
I’m a 29 year old ABC and I’ve had it with Asian women.
I still can’t believe this type of thinking still plagues Asian womens’ minds. It’s sad and pathetic.
I was born in Ohio and was the only Asian guy in school. Rather than being “assimulated” and absorbed, I choose to retain my culture. Eventually, I learned to read, write, and read Chinese AND Korean. I always dreamed of meeting, marrying, and having little runts with a great Asian woman. I eventually transferred to NYC for school just so I could meet Asian women, a group that I found most attractive, not because of their looks but because we shared something no one else had. Boy, was I surprised.
Not only do Asian American women spend all their time chasing white men, they have a “too cool” attitude towards asian men here. As if we’re something disposable. still, I supported them thinking some pretty asian girl would notice.
I gave to Asian women charity groups to combat domestic violence. I even stuck up for Asian women when white men at my first finance job would make racist jokes about them. Oh, the irony.
This led me to be the outcast there which forced me to leave, waste 2 years to build experience elsewhere at another firm, and get back to where I was.
Two weeks after sticking up for asian women, one of them used the penis stereotype at a bar on me. ironically, white women snapped up to my defense. I’m married to a white woman, a group which would surprise you, my fellow Asian guys.
After all this time, I thinking standing up for asian women is a waste of time, pointless, and dangerous. let white men help them.
The reason why Asian men are angry is because they’ve always wanted Asian women and thus seeing them fleeing into the arms of a demographic which has traditionally been so oppressive towards Asian men.
I find it particular cruel of Asian women to be so dismissive of Asian men and their feelings and then prop themselves up as “caring about Asian men.” This is why I hate these Asian American women magazines because it almost never includes Asian men. Take a look at Latina magazine or any other black magazine directed towards black women. Almost all the men in their magazines are Latinos or black men unless an article deals specifically about interracial dating.
Asian women knowingly choose to exclude us because of their infatuation of white men.
What’s equally annoying is that they know Asian men, as a whole, want them and they use this to their advantage. It’s the same as watching a poor puppy which is tied to a lamppost. As the puppy runs around, it eventually strangles itself with the leash. The Asian man’s desire represents the leash. The more desire they have for Asian women, the shorter the leash gets and the more it will strangle them.
I used to have this same exact problem and I’ve never felt as happy as I do now. I have since given up my desire for Asian women and the threat of being strangled by it is now gone. It’s just evil for Asian women to abuse this desire and strangle Asian men with it.
I’m currently seriously involved with a beautiful Latin girl who’s family is from Argentina and I’m surprised to hear that Latin women have a very positive outlook regarding Asian men because they represent a group that has strong family ties, education, wealth, and are serious about relationships. It’s also funny that the find them extremely loyal because they always see them with Asian women.
I also had the pleasure to meet and chat with Maya Angelou and she told me about a poem she wrote called “So What?” It was originally written to help women deal with aging. I explained the situation to her and how many Asian men wish to be with Asian women to celebrate a common culture. She said Asian men need to say “so what?” It takes two to tango, if Asian women aren’t interested, what’s the point of Asian men caring?
Asian men, move on to non-Asian women. We’ve never been wanted and it’s the biggest turn off ever.
Man this site never ceases to amaze me. It is sad to see so many Asian American men now turning their backs on AFs. My own brother who is from NYC is the latest example. He never had any problem dating WFs throughout high school. He tried to date some AFs in NYC. Most recently, he told me these AFs are some of the worst most insecure females he has ever met. Some of these women are full of self loathing and insecurities and their relentless bashing of Asian men is such a huge turnoff. Since then, my brother is now happily dating a white woman who thinks world of him. She even said he is better looking than most Hollywood white actors. Surprisingly, more and more non-AFs are discovering AMs to make wonderful partners. Every single non-AF I have ever dated have told me that they would date another AM even after we broke up. This despite relentless brainwashing of white male dominated media. Believe me, white females and all other non-AFs are totally brainwashed too. Trust me, there are WFs who don’t always want to see WFs with only WMs on TV and in the movies. Well, that’s all they see today too. What does this all mean? I think increasing number of angry Asian men is also not good for our community. The problem is getting worse, not better. While I hope all AMs don’t hate all the AFs because there are certainly some wonderful AFs out there that do stand behind AMs, it is pathetic to see an Asian American women magazine with so many images of white men in their Dating and Sex section of the magazine. Like the poster above said, you just don’t find that in Black female or Latino female magazines. The editor of this site or magazine really need to examine the attitude of this publication. If the purpose is to create more problems between Asian men and women, you are doing a great job. If the goal is help brainwashing young Asian Americans the same old racial hierarchy white males have been preaching for centuries, you are doing a great job too.
This same rant is getting boring! You Asian men (posting to this site) are so desperate..oh that will really get the Asian sistas to want you now.
Why think this magazine as you say promotes hatred? Because there is an article on “Asian Fetishes” or because they let the “White boy”speak. These dating topics common and interesting to the Asian American women demographic. Hello ever hear of “yellow fever”? we’re interested in it..This isn’t for you Angry Asian Men.. Go find another site to post to. I’m so sick of seeing these loser men posting the same rant over and over..no wonder women don’t find you attrative.
You’re definitely not wanted here.. Move on..
Sounds like we’ve been through the same thing…
See, this is where reading comprehension comes into play. Of course I’m the same person. I think that would be clearly indicated since I’m using the same handle “Eric.”
However, the problem comes into play when there are other people posting under numerous different handles of which you still dismiss as “the same person” just because they point out holes in your arguments. The fact of the matter is that you simply can’t and won’t understand another perspective unless it agrees with you.
On short, all you look for are bobbleheads that nod to whatever you say and when someone does argue with you, your rebuttal consists of nothing but buzzwords and catch phrases that resemble a high school student.
Also, you haven’t read a word anyone has said. The argument isn’t that there are 1-2 topics or pictures, the whole magazine and website is absolutely peppered with them. Also, the rational behind the argument that Asian women are absolutely at fault for creating “Angry Asian Men” syndrome has already been proven in the fact that this type of white male worshiping behavior has been pointed out in other Asian American female publications. I’m not sure why people even addresses you or takes you seriously but then again, I think that’s the only thing that keeps traffic coming to this site. There have been many people here who have posted stupid comments and those should indeed be ignored. However, there have also been some very polite and cordial comments of which you still dismiss as trivial or stupid. Your condescension in itself proves the typical “Angry Asian Woman With An Axe To Grind.”
You never come up with anything constructive to add at all. Do you talk simply because it’s your turn to talk or because you have something constructive to add?
White guy..man you should give $1000 each time you post your comment on this site. Please donate the money to children from interracial encounters — you need to visit countries like Vietnam, Korea, PI, Thailand, etc..There are so many mixed children left by their white fathers in those countries. Dude, you comments never change.. it is the same shit over and over again…take care dude.
If she wants a cock..she needs to be with a brother. But being not to ghetto, I would agree with some of the readers that their comments about her writing does leave a question about this site. Dang, may be I should write about why Asian chicks are scared of brothers. We love you Asian girls and if you want cocks, instead of penis or a dick, we gotz them. And I agree with the dude that Sun Fan chick sounds like a dude. That is why I love my sisters too. we cheat on them, but they still have our backs. peace out to this lame site.
Now I get his posts. Sun Fan is really a gay white guy…I should have know.
Ever notice? I work with mostly “straight” white men and not a day gos by that the topic of conversation doesn’t revolve around penis size and other men’s cocks.
Since I have no interest in the subject, I simply shudder to myself and confirm that most white men are fags.
Sorry to disappoint.. Not a dude. Although that would explain your affinity for Asian girls. I would never date a black guy though.. They do cheat. Thanks for the confirm “Black Guy”
Stop saying your not a white dude. People like you are truly disappointing, as you are a troll. Again, you need to look in the mirror and say that you are white guy and proud of it. Shame that you have to come to these sites and start trouble. Also, ya black men cheat…so what…all men cheat…but I have to say at least black women are still proud of being black and love their own race, even if their men are dogs. Have you noticed that most black women, white women or Latino women do not belittle their own kind — especially their men. Sun Fan — or is it Frank White…please stop confirming to us that you are a white guy who can not get laid and white women hates you, so you start trouble on Asian sites. Wow! dang my last comments sound just like all your posts. See ya dude.
Personally, I found the commentary about men’s penises funny and appropriate. If guys can talk about pussy like it’s common language, why can’t women talk about penises? It’s not like she languished men who have small penises or glorified those with giant cocks, she left it up to the readers to decide for themselves. Cool down angry Asian/Asian American guys. There’s still room for us in this world. In fact, if you’re so angry about it, start a magazine of your own!
another artcile about penis envy…
this site cracks me up.
im white and i reckon your website has the potential to destroy some people self-image. not good…
Personally, I’ve never enjoyed a penis/dick/cock as much as my boyfriend’s, and that is for one reason, and one reason only. When he is in me, it means something, and we are joined because we love each other, not because my vagina is the perfectly sized receptacle for his penis/dick/cock.
While with men who I did not particularly care for, size was important because nothing else was and I had no real connection to them.
So while I still think that discussing the details of male genitalia makes for wonderful girl talk, giggles and gossip, I believe that when you are with the right person, size isn’t any more important than where you’re making love. As many of you know, when you’re in the moment, anywhere will do.