Bubbies or just plain Boobs?

The season finale delivered 2.46 million adults 18-49 at 10 p.m., becoming Bravo’s highest rated Tuesday telecast in adults 18-49 since 2003 (Queer Eye) and the highest Tuesday telecast ever in total viewers. An additional 794,000 adults 18-49 watched at 11 p.m. The season finale was the first Real Housewives telecast to hit over three million total viewers (on a Live + SD basis).

The season finale delivered 2.46 million adults 18-49 at 10 p.m., becoming Bravo’s highest rated Tuesday telecast in adults 18-49 since 2003 (Queer Eye) and the highest Tuesday telecast ever in total viewers. An additional 794,000 adults 18-49 watched at 11 p.m. The season finale was the first Real Housewives telecast to hit over three million total viewers (on a Live + SD basis).

The “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” ended in one of the most explosive season finales in Bravo history, but the drama is not over yet. Nielsen Media Research

Something is just not right? You mean to tell me that Joisey Trash beat out Beat Her Ass Nene and Crazy Eyes Ramona? I want a recount!

Does this mean, we can look forward to another season of fake boobed, Long Island accented, mindless women? You are not going to spare us?

See, the thing about these women is that they strike me as just DUMB! What was the highlight of the show? Bubbies, attention seeking Danielle and ah yeah, Bubbies.

Watch the animal emerge from its cage

For the entire season, they hyped the final scene of Teresa in a black dress throwing over a dinner table. Yup real claaaassssy! Either this scene was orchestrated or those are some classless broads. I think Danielle said it best, “She was like a caged animal.” I’m not saying I’m a benchmark for sophistication but I’m not on a show saying how classy I am and how much respect I deserve… Are apologies in order?

When I was attending BU (Boston University), some of the students were from Franklin Lakes, NJ. NONE of them acted or looked like those women. The parents were conservative and well dressed. They were all very educated, sophisticated and well read… Clearly not any of these women. It’s as if Bravo is trying to model them off of The Sopranos. I would imagine it’s quite insulting to the residents of Franklin Lakes that this is where these women are claiming they are from.

I did some digging on Franklin Lakes, NJ and came up with some demographics. The median income for a household in the borough is $132,373, and the median income for a family is $142,930. Franklin Lakes is also notorious for being the home to transplants from the Cleveland crime family , the Demarco’s, who eventually married into the Polsters.

Oh ok I see what they are going with this….a Sopranos reality show. To be very honest, they seem more like the Housewives of Staten Island or Long Island. Are you sure that’s not the case? I love it how Nouveau riche make a few bucks then move into an affluent town and déclassé it. This is clearly evident by that disgusting, Italian castle Teresa and her husband decided to build… or how about those children wanting to own strip bars. I’ll stop here.

Teresa category_ido – ice

The husband Joe looks like he is going to have a heart attack with the money she is spending. Who spends money like that? Trash! Who paints a marble fireplace? I can’t go on. Really.

Danielle

Where should we start? I have 3 words: ATTENTION, ATTENTION, ATTENTION. Here are some others that come to mind: Plastic surgery, considers herself a MILF and Fish Lips. Grow up! You’re lucky you have beautiful children. Your body does look good for its age. Yeahhh! What about this line? “I sat at home alone, throwing up with diarrhea for three weeks, because of you.” Sure let me scream I have diarrhea from Joisey to Timbuk 2. Let’s just move on.

Jacqueline

Probably the sanest one out of the bunch. You don’t know how to raise children. Perhaps you should discipline your daughter instead of telling her she’s insecure in front of the camera. But believe that. She is NOT a model. Plus I think I might have seen your husband checking out your daughter in the episode where she received the car. Replay that and let me know.

Dina

Boring, vapid, funny looking daughter, nothing more. A+ on the crying spell acting job you mastered when your daughter was on her way to visit her father. You almost had me convinced.

Caroline

I thought Caroline would be the star of the show. WRONG! You were more boring than your sister. Well maybe not quite. Thank goodness you met your husband at a young age and rode the American wave of wealth because girlfriend, snap, snap, snap, you would be getting none of that if you were starting out a single woman today.

I’m having a hard time even remembering these broads. Bring back the Housewives of New York City and Atlanta, cuz this one’s a dud!!!!!!