Boost sales (and your sex life) with this technique!
Did I get your attention with that title? Well, the fact that you’re reading this kind of answers that question. I guess the more accurate question should be:
Would you have read this article if it had a different title – maybe something like “Improving sales and productivity”? Probably not, right? Here’s why…
It is BORING! And that’s how most corporate marketing materials are! Improving sales and sex life, on the other hand, is different and creates curiosity. It’s sensational to a certain extent; on purpose. Why? To ensure I get your attention, of course. But I’ll keep my promise and share with you the secret to increasing your sales and improving your sex life.
The biggest sin in marketing
Before I go into that, let’s take a look at the typical corporate marketing material. In fact, why don’t you take a look at yours right now. Is there anything there that will get your prospects interested? Is there anything there that DEMANDS their undivided attention? Or does it contain the standard dull content such as company history, vision and mission statements, product features, descriptions of services, etc?
Boring! Boring! Boring! It’s no wonder so many people tell me that brochures don’t work. But it’s not that brochures don’t work, it’s that their brochures don’t work. If your stuff is boring, of course it won’t work.
Here’s the technique that will help improve your sales… and yes, your sex life! You need to be more controversial!
When you’re more controversial, you will attract more attention. And when you do it right, it will lead to more sales. Of course, as you know, controversial people not only attract attention, they also attract more of the opposite sex. Nice girls like bad boys, and nice guys fall for dangerous femme fatales.
Believe me, I know because I am one!
Let’s take a look at some examples:
Who was the controversial figure on the talent show American Idol? Simon Cowell. Who was the most highly paid judge on the show when he was still around? Who dated beautiful ladies? We don’t know about Randy the Dawg, but Simon definitely did. And now that American Idol is without the controversial Simon and has become saccharine sweet, can it survive? Well, without any controversy, it’d be hard to stop its declining viewership.
Let’s look at one of the most iconic sportspersons of the last century – Mohammad Ali. He became an icon not only because of his talent and achievements, he was also a controversial figure. Before a fight he would do a lot of trash talking about his opponents and boast how he would finish them in the ring. He often declared that he was the greatest.
As for business personalities, there’s billionaire Richard Branson. In fact he is a master in using controversies to promote his brand. His brand itself, Virgin, is controversial. His first book is titled Losing My Virginity, and his second, Screw it! Let’s Do it. Kneel before the master my friend.
I love Virgin Atlantic and I will NEVER FORGET the brilliant slogan worn by the Flight Attendants several years ago, “Much more experienced than our name suggests”
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When you want to get a man’s attention you have to look like a Professional Cheerleader/Beauty Contestant type. After you get his initial attention and the attraction takes place, then the more important things start to develop.
That is why it is key to be in great shape and keep up on your grooming! Eat healthy, work out, wear flattering garments, etc. at all times because you never know when you will run into someone from your past. Looking your best at all times says something about YOU. That you take pride in yourself and that you are not sloppy. You care about your appearance and work out to stay trim and toned!
When I was overweight, it really bothered me! I feel much more confident and sexy now; not to mention healthy.
Case in point: This article has gotten the most reads by far! I guarantee that this article will far exceed all of the others by the end of the day.
Also, since posting this on Daily and tweeting it, the viewership numbers increased.
Sex sells–end of story! Sex and humor is a key combination. Men like Donald Trump are viewed as winners because they are cocky and will only marry trophy wives. Image is everything! You are your own product and your partner is an advertisement of your brand. Men like “The Donald” know that.
It is shallow and it may not be right or “politically correct” but the results speak for themselves.
Check out this ad for Equinox and tell me whether or not you think that it is effective marketing. If you cannot entertain your audience you will lose them–it is that simple! Youth, beauty, sex, humor and controversy sell.
I was right! This article was the most popular and most read of all. Sex sells. I even made more comments and retweeted the other articles to give them a better chance and this article still took the lead!
Can you believe that there is going to be a Superbowl without the NFL Cheerleaders?? Where are their heads at?? This was one of our MOST POPULAR ISSUES!
There are a couple of real feminist sites out there that claim that the NFL Cheerleaders are unnecessary and how people can focus on the game now. I guarantee that their husbands need the eye candy as an escape from the harsh reality of their lives the most! Typical as the photos of the bloggers who made these claims are old, overweight and clearly unattractive!