SAVE IT FOR THE STAGE BROADWAY MARY! OK??
I’LL NEVER FORGET HOW ONE DAY I MET MEI WANNABE ACTRESS FRIEND FROM COLLEGE ON ONE SUNNY AFTERNOON FOR LUNCH AFTER A BIG FIGHT WITH MEI BOYFRIEND ABOUT SOME CHEATING NONESENSE (WHAT ELSE ER WHO ELSE WAS NEW?) AND HOW WE WERE WALKING UP FIFTH AVENUE IN THE MID AFTERNOON ALSO KNOWN AS RUSH HOUR SCENE! ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS ACTRESS WANNABE FRIEND OF MINE GOES INTO CHARACTER LIKE SHE WAS THE STAR IN A BROADWAY SHOW! I WAS MORTIFIED, HORRIFIED AND BASICALLY WANTED TO HIDE AND DIE. YOU GET THE PICTURE, DON’T YOU. WELL SHE STARTED TO BELL OUT A SONG ABOUT FIFTH AVENUE AND AS IF THAT WASN’T BAD ENOUGH SHE HAD AN ENTIRE ACT GOING TO ACCOMPANY IT!! WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MEI SOON TO BE EX CAME SWINGING AROUND THE CORNER WITH A BIG OLD BAG OF DRUGS FROM DUANE READE’S TO CURE HIS COMMON FLU WITH BEING THAT NURSE MARISA (THAT WOOD BEE MEE) WAS OFF DUTY THAT WEEK!!
Shirley Temple – Fifth Avenue
I FELT LIKE HARRY DID WHEN HE SAW HIS EX IN THE SHARPER IMAGE WHILE SINGING KARAOKE WITH SALLY!! THERE WAS NOWHERE TO RUN AND/OR HIDE. HE HAD THIS SLY SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS IF TO SAY “WHO FEELS LIKE AN ASSHOLE NOW??” WHILE AT THE SAME TIME I WAS THINKING “HOW DUE YOU TURN THIS CRAZY BITCH “I NEED THE SPOTLIGHT ON MEE AT ANY COST ALL THE TIME” WANNABE ACTRESS OFF??” IF I HAD A GUN I THINK I WOULD HAVE PUT IT TO MEI HEAD AND PULLED THE TRIGGER. WORD TO THE WISE, BEE VERY CAREFUL REGARDING THE COMPANY THAT YOU KEEP = ONLY HANG AROUND KEEPERS!! IN CASE YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE, THAT’S MEE IN THE CHANEL OUTFIT=PHOTO ABOVE! WINK 🙂
When Harry Met Sally – Surrey with the Fringe on Top
OKLAHOMA “The Surrey With The Fringe On Top”
SAVE IT FOR THE STAGE BROAD DAY MARY, OK?? I’LL NEVER FORGET HOW ONE DAY I MET MEI WANNABE ACTRESS FRIEND FROM COLLEGE ON ONE SUNNY AFTERNOON FOR LUNCH AFTER A BIG FIGHT WITH MEI BOYFRIEND ABOUT SOME CHEATING NONESENSE (WHAT ELSE ER WHO ELSE WAS NEW?) AND HOW WE WERE WALKING UP FIFTH AVENUE IN THE MID AFTERNOON ALSO KNOWN AS RUSH HOUR SCENE! ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS ACTRESS WANNABE FRIEND OF MINE GOES INTO CHARACTER LIKE SHE WAS THE STAR IN A BROADWAY SHOW! I WAS MORTIFIED, HORRIFIED AND BASICALLY WANTED TO HIDE AND DIE. YOU GET THE PICTURE, DON’T YOU. WELL SHE STARTED TO BELL OUT A SONG ABOUT FIFTH AVENUE AND AS IF THAT WASN’T BAD ENOUGH SHE HAD AN ENTIRE ACT GOING TO ACCOMPANY IT!! WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MEI SOON TO BE EX CAME SWINGING AROUND THE CORNER WITH A BIG OLD BAG OF DRUGS FROM DUANE READE’S TO CURE HIS COMMON COLD BEING THAT NURSE MARISA (THAT WOOD BEE MEE) WAS OFF DUTY THAT WEEK!! IMPECCABLE TIMING =LUCKY MEE!
Shirley Temple – Fifth Avenue
I FELT LIKE HARRY DID WHEN HE SAW HIS EX IN THE SHARPER IMAGE WHILE SINGING KARAOKE WITH SALLY!! THERE WAS NOWHERE TO RUN AND/OR HIDE. HE HAD THIS SLY SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS IF TO SAY “WHO FEELS LIKE AN ASSHOLE NOW??” WHILE AT THE SAME TIME I WAS THINKING “HOW DUE YOU TURN THIS CRAZY BITCH “I NEED THE SPOTLIGHT ON MEE AT ANY COST ALL THE TIME” WANNABE ACTRESS OFF??” IF I HAD A GUN I THINK I WOULD HAVE PUT IT TO MEI HEAD AND PULLED THE TRIGGER. WORD TO THE WISE, BEE VERY CAREFUL REGARDING THE COMPANY THAT YOU KEEP = ONLY HANG AROUND KEEPERS!! 🙂
When Harry Met Sally – Surrey with the Fringe on Top
OKLAHOMA “The Surrey With The Fringe On Top”
NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE RELATIONSHIP CAME TO AN END AS IT WAS HARDLY SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS ANYMORE BUT NOTHING BUT HAY FEVER FOR MEE AND HE WAS FAR FROM MEI NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK!!
Splendor In The Grass
Splendor In The Grass: good son, bad daughter
Splendor in the Grass trailer (1961)