JUST DESSERTS BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU!
I WAS RECENTLY INVITED TO THE HOME OF A FRIEND ON MOTHER’S DAY FOR JUST DESSERT WHICH WORKED OUT FOR MEE BC I HAD TO SPEND THE ENTIRE DAY WITH MEI TWO MOTHERS!! UPON MEI ARRIVAL I WAS SERVED A CHOICE OF A FEW VERY LOVLEE APPETIZING DESSERTS. PECAN BARS, PEACH PIE OR DEATH BY CHOCOLATE! A NICE DEATHLY COMBINATION TO FATTEN MEE UP AND KNOCK OUT ALL OF THE WORKING OUT AND DIETING THAT I HAVE BEEN DOING UP TO THEN. I TRIED ONE SMALL PECAN BAR, A SLIVER OF HOMEMADE PEACH PIE (MEI FAVORITE) AND PASSED ON THE DEATH BUY CHOCOLATE BC ANYTHING WITH “DEATH” IN THE TITLE MEANS DEATH ONCE IT PASSES THE LIPS TO THE HIPS, ASS AND STOMACH NO MATTTER HOW LITTLE YOU TAKE!
THE PECAN BARS AND PIE WERE MADE AND DELIVERED COMPLIMENTS OF MEI FRIEND’S SISTER AND I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS VERY NICE! HOWEVER, WHEN IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE HER SISTER LEFT WITH THE LEFTOVER PECAN BARS AND PEACH PIE AS WELL! MY FRIEND HAS THREE CHILDREN AND A HUSBAND WITH A MORE THAN HEALTHY APPETITE! IS IT MEE, OR IS THAT MORE THAN A LITTLE STRANGE?? A RELATIVE INVITES YOU FOR A HOLIDAY FEAST TO FEED YOU AND YOUR LARGE FAMILY AND YOU NEED TO BRING HOME THE DESSERT OFFERINGS THAT YOU COME TO THE TABLE WITH?? I CAN SEE IF THE HOSTEST WITH THE MOSTEST INSISTS UPON IT BEING THAT THE FAMILY IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT OR DIETING OR SOMETHING BUT THIS WAS NOT THE CASE RELATIVELY OR FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING!! PLEASE TELL MEE IF IT IS MEE BC I REALLY WANT TO KNOW! I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SUCH POOR TASTE AND TERRIBLY RUDE TO SAY THE VERY LEAST!! 🙁
THESE GIRLS ARE FROM NEBRASKA SO I SUPPOSE WHAT I AM ASKING IS WHAT I WITNESSED A STRANGE MID-WESTERN CUSTOM?? IS THIS WHAT WOMEN ARE TAUGHT IS NORMAL IN THE MID-WEST VALUES SYSTEM? BAKE YOUR WEARS, BRING THEM TO THE HOME OF THE HOST AND THEN STEEL BACK THE LEFTOVER GOODS AND TAKE THEM BACK TO HOME BASE?? I REALLY DON’T KNOW BC WHERE I COME FROM THIS IS CONSIDERED TO BEE TACKY, LOW CLASS AND IN VERY POOR TASTE AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT IT IS NOT ANOTHER PLANET! I WAS TAUGHT THAT YOU ALWAYS BRING A GIFT OF WINE AND/OR FLOWERS AND A DESSERT FOR THE HOST AND YOU NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING ANYTHING HOME WITH YOU=ESPECIALLY YOUR OWN LEFTOVERS!!!
JUST DESSERTS=YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YUE!! I WAS RECENTLY INVITED TO THE HOME OF A FRIEND ON MOTHER’S DAY FOR JUST DESSERT WHICH WORKED OUT FOR MEE BC I HAD TO SPEND THE ENTIRE DAY WITH MEI TWO MOTHERS!! UPON MEI ARRIVAL I WAS SERVED A CHOICE OF A FEW VERY LOVLEE APPETIZING DESSERTS. PECAN BARS, PEACH PIE OR DEATH BY CHOCOLATE! A NICE DEATHLY COMBINATION TO FATTEN MEE UP AND KNOCK OUT ALL OF THE WORKING OUT AND DIETING THAT I HAVE BEEN DOING UP TO THEN. I TRIED ONE SMALL PECAN BAR, A SLIVER OF HOMEMADE PEACH PIE (MEI FAVORITE) AND PASSED ON THE DEATH BUY CHOCOLATE BC ANYTHING WITH “DEATH” IN THE TITLE MEANS DEATH ONCE IT PASSES THE LIPS TO THE HIPS, ASS AND STOMACH NO MATTTER HOW LITTLE YOU TAKE!
THE PECAN BARS AND PIE WERE MADE AND DELIVERED COMPLIMENTS OF MEI FRIEND’S SISTER AND IT THOUGHT THAT WAS VERY NICE! HOWEVER, WHEN IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE HER SISTER LEFT WITH THE LEFTOVER PECAN BARS AND PEACH PIE AS WELL! MY FRIEND HAS THREE CHILDREN AND A HUSBAND WITH A MORE THAN HEALTHY APPETITE! IS IT MEE, OR IS THAT MORE THAN A LITTLE STRANGE?? A RELATIVE INVITES YOU FOR A HOLIDAY FEAST TO FEED YOU AND YOUR LARGE FAMILY AND YOU NEED TO BRING HOME THE DESSERT OFFERINGS THAT YOU COME TO THE TABLE WITH?? I CAN SEE IF THE HOSTEST WITH THE MOSTEST INSISTS UPON IT BEING THAT THE FAMILY IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT OR DIETING OR SOMETHING BUT THIS WAS NOT THE CASE RELATIVELY OR FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING!! PLEASE TELL MEE IF IT IS MEE BC I REALLY WANT TO KNOW! I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SUCH POOR TASTE AND TERRIBLY RUDE TO SAY THE VERY LEAST!! 🙁
THESE GIRLS ARE FROM NEBRASKA SO I SUPPOSE WHAT I AM ASKING IS WHAT I WITNESSED A STRANGE MID-WESTERN CUSTOM?? IS THIS WHAT WOMEN ARE TAUGHT IS NORMAL IN THE MID-WEST VALUES SYSTEM? BAKE YOUR WEARS, BRING THEM TO THE HOME OF THE HOST AND THEN STEEL BACK THE LEFTOVER GOODS AND TAKE THEM BACK TO HOME BASE?? I REALLY DON’T KNOW BC WHERE I COME FROM THIS IS CONSIDERED TO BEE TACKY, LOW CLASS AND IN VERY POOR TASTE AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT IT IS NOT ANOTHER PLANET! I WAS TAUGHT THAT YOU ALWAYS BRING A GIFT OF WINE AND/OR FLOWERS AND A DESSERT FOR THE HOST AND YOU NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT TAKING ANYTHING HOME WITH YOU=ESPECIALLY YOUR OWN LEFTOVERS!! SOPHIA BELLA, PLEASE SHED SOME LIGHT ON THIS ISSUE FOR MEE, AM I RIGHT OR WRONG??
THIS GOES OUT TO ALL OF THE “CLASSY AND ELEGANT” WOMEN FROM NEBRASKA AND INDIANA WHO WERE BROUGHT UP WITH THAT “CHEESE AND MAYONNAISE” RECIPE OF MANNERS AND “MID-WESTERN” VALUES=TAKE SOME NEW YORK BRAND OF ADVICE AND LEAVE THE DESSERTS AND THE LBS OFF THAT BODY!!
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