WHAT A REAL MAN WANTS=A REAL WOMAN
WHAT MAKES A MAN FEEL LOVED? A WOMAN WHO IS A REAL WOMAN AND THAT MEANS THAT SHE IS FEMININE AND NOT A MODERN WOMAN OR A FEMININIST WHO WEARS PANTS OR WEAR THE PANTS (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) AND I KNOW THAT YUE DUE!! :_)
THE TEN LIES OF FEMINISM ER THE MODERN WOMEN’S MOVEMENT THAT I AM NO BEHIND, GET IT??
1. YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL=YOU CAN’T
2. MEN AND WOMEN ARE FUNDAMENTALLY THE SAME=THEY ARE NOT AND WILL NEVER BEE, MEN ARE FROM MARS WOMEN ARE VENUS
3. DESIRABILITY IS ENHANCED BY ACCOMPLISHMENT=HE COULD CARE LESS IF YOU ARE WORKING AS A WAITRESS AT PJ CLARKES!
4. YOUR FULL POTENTIAL MUST BE REALIZED=AS LONG AS YOU WORK HARD AND YUE ARE HUMBLE HE IS HAPPY! 🙂
5. MEN AND WOMEN VIEW SEX THE SAME WAY=I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YUE BUT I DON’T UNDRESS MEN 50X PER DAY AND GIVE THEM THEM ONCE OVER AFTER GETTING THEM TO BEND OVER FOR MEE, DUE YOU??
6. MOTHERHOOD CAN BEE POSTPONED WITHOUT PENALTY=AFTER 30 YUE WILL PAY THE PIPER IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE HONEE SEW IF YOU WANT CHILDREN DUE IT BUY NO LATER THAN 25!!
7. TODAY’S WOMEN SHOULD ABANDON “SOFTNESS” FOR “ASSERTIVENESS”=SOFTNESS IS VERY ATTRACTIVE AND WORKS ALL THE TIME BUT NOT IN BUSINESS AND ASSERTIVENESS IS NECESSARY TO SURVIVE IN THE BUSINESSWORLD IN ORDER TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL ON YOUR OWN!! THEREFORE, ONCE YOU LAND YOUR PRINCE, GO BACK TO BEING YOUR SOFTER THAN A BABY’S ASS SELF AND ALWAYS OUTSIDE OF WORK BUT NEVER, EVER IN THE WORK PLACE BC PEOPLE WILL RUN YOU OVER WITH A BULL DOZER=TRUST MEE, I LEARNED AND SUFFERED THE HARD WAY!!
8. SPEAKING ONE’S MIND IS BETTER THAN LISTENING=NEVER LET ANYONE AND I MEAN ANYONE EVER KNOW THAT YOU EVEN HAVE A WORKING MIND NEVER MIND ANYTHING IN IT!! LISTEN, LISTEN AND LISTEN BUT SAY NOTHING!!!
9. A WOMAN SHOULD BE SELF-SUFFICIENT=A WOMAN NEEDS A MAN LIKE A FISH NEEDS A BICYCLE=IF YUE BELIEVE THAT THEN YUE WILL NEVER GET AND/OR KEEP A GREAT DECENT MAN!! KNOWING THAT YOU LOVE, ADMIRE, NEED AND CARE FOR A WONDERFUL MAN WHO HAS MUCH MORE TO OFFER YOU IS WHAT KEEPS THE RELATIONSHIP SO STRONG WITCH IS WHY IT IS ALWAYS MUCH BETTER TO MARRY AN OLDER MAN WHO YOU LOOK UP TO AND GREATLY ADMIRE!! 🙂
10. A WOMAN SHOULD LOOK FOR SENSITIVITY, NOT STRENGTH IN A MAN=NONSENSE!! THE MOMENT I SENSE WEAKNESS IN A MAN, I MOVE ON! ESPECIALLY IF I SENSE THAT HE IS DOMINATED BY A WOMAN WHO WEARS THE PANTS=THAT IS WHY I MOVED ON MORE THAN A FEW TIMES!! 🙂
5 RULES OF ETIQUETTE TO HONOR THE KING OF YOUR DOMAIN:
1. ALWAYS LOCK DOORS, ESPECIALLY THE LADIES ROOM, POWDER ROOM AND/OR BATHROOM DOORS WHEN OCCUPIED.
2. ALWAYS WEAR A MODEST ROBE WHILE VISITING THE KITCHEN OR ANY OTHER ROOMS OF THE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY AFTER AWAKENING.
3. NEVER EVER LEAVE ANYTHING WITH THE WORDS, TAMPAX, KOTEX, OR THE LIKE ANYWEAR WITHIN EYESHOT OF A MAN OF THE HOUSE!! HIDE IT TO THE POINT WHERE IT IS INVISIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE(S)!
4. FIX YOUR HAIR AND CLEAN YOUR FACE, BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND APPLY A LITTLE BLUSH COLORED LIP BALM AS SOON AS YOU RISE WITH THE SUN ALONG AND GARGLE WITH A LITTLE LISTERINE!
5. SPRITZ ON A LITTLE LIGHT POWDER OR FRUIT SCENTED SPRITZER IN THE MORNING EVEN IF IT IS JUST TO VISIT THE REFRIGERATOR FOR SOME ICED GREEN TEA!! 🙂
A BONUS TIP=GET UP BEFORE HE DOES SEW THAT YUE CAN ALWAYS LOOK GORGEOUS AND FULLY MADE UP BEFORE HE GETS UP AND YOU CAN SERVE HIM BREAKFAST LOOKING OUR SUNDAY BEST IN HIGH HEELS AND LIPSTICK=THE WORKS=NATURALIZERS AND SLIPPERS ARE FOR NERDS!! 🙂
I WANT EYECANDY!!
WHAT MAKES A MAN FEEL LOVED? TIGI HAIR (JUST KIDDING) NOT REALEE BC THE SCENT IS FAB JUST LIKE MEI CHI WEAPON THAT HAS MEN SNIFFING AFTER MEI HAIR FOR BLOCKS!! A WOMAN WHO IS A REAL WOMAN AND THAT MEANS THAT SHE IS FEMININE AND NOT A MODERN WOMAN OR A FEMININIST WHO WEARS PANTS OR WEAR THE PANTS (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) AND I KNOW THAT YUE DUE!! :_)
CROCODILE ROCK
AMERICAN PIE
THE TEN LIES OF FEMINISM ER THE MODERN WOMEN’S MOVEMENT THAT I AM NO BEHIND, GET IT??
1. YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL=YOU CAN’T
2. MEN AND WOMEN ARE FUNDAMENTALLY THE SAME=THEY ARE NOT AND WILL NEVER BEE, MEN ARE FROM MARS WOMEN ARE VENUS
3. DESIRABILITY IS ENHANCED BY ACCOMPLISHMENT=HE COULD CARE LESS IF YOU ARE WORKING AS A WAITRESS AT PJ CLARKES BUT WHAT HE DOESN’T WANT IS FOR YOU TO GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH HIM ABOUT BUSINESS AND BE GIVING FINANCIAL ADVICE TO EXPERTS ON TV OR LECTURING AROUND THE WORLD BC THAT IS HIS JOB SEW BE THE QUEEN OF MARCHESA GOWNS OR TARTE MAKEUP!!
4. YOUR FULL POTENTIAL MUST BE REALIZED=AS LONG AS YOU WORK HARD AND YUE ARE HUMBLE HE IS HAPPY! 🙂
5. MEN AND WOMEN VIEW SEX THE SAME WAY=I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YUE BUT I DON’T UNDRESS MEN 50X PER DAY AND GIVE THEM THEM ONCE OVER AFTER GETTING THEM TO BEND OVER FOR MEE, DUE YOU??
6. MOTHERHOOD CAN BEE POSTPONED WITHOUT PENALTY=AFTER 30 YUE WILL PAY THE PIPER IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE HONEE SEW IF YOU WANT CHILDREN DUE IT BUY NO LATER THAN 25!!
7. TODAY’S WOMEN SHOULD ABANDON “SOFTNESS” FOR “ASSERTIVENESS”=SOFTNESS IS VERY ATTRACTIVE AND WORKS ALL THE TIME BUT NOT IN BUSINESS AND ASSERTIVENESS IS NECESSARY TO SURVIVE IN THE BUSINESSWORLD IN ORDER TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL ON YOUR OWN!! THEREFORE, ONCE YOU LAND YOUR PRINCE, GO BACK TO BEING YOUR SOFTER THAN A BABY’S ASS SELF AND ALWAYS OUTSIDE OF WORK BUT NEVER, EVER IN THE WORK PLACE BC PEOPLE WILL RUN YOU OVER WITH A BULL DOZER=TRUST MEE, I LEARNED AND SUFFERED THE HARD WAY!!
8. SPEAKING ONE’S MIND IS BETTER THAN LISTENING=NEVER LET ANYONE AND I MEAN ANYONE EVER KNOW THAT YOU EVEN HAVE A WORKING MIND NEVER MIND ANYTHING IN IT!! LISTEN, LISTEN AND LISTEN BUT SAY NOTHING!!!
9. A WOMAN SHOULD BE SELF-SUFFICIENT=A WOMAN NEEDS A MAN LIKE A FISH NEEDS A BICYCLE=IF YUE BELIEVE THAT THEN YUE WILL NEVER GET AND/OR KEEP A GREAT DECENT MAN!! KNOWING THAT YOU LOVE, ADMIRE, NEED AND CARE FOR A WONDERFUL MAN WHO HAS MUCH MORE TO OFFER YOU IS WHAT KEEPS THE RELATIONSHIP SO STRONG WITCH IS WHY IT IS ALWAYS MUCH BETTER TO MARRY AN OLDER MAN WHO YOU LOOK UP TO AND GREATLY ADMIRE BC IF A MAN DOESN’T FEEL NEEDED AND HE IS CASTRATED THAT IS LIKE A WOMAN WHO DOESN’T FEEL ATTRACTIVE OR WHO HAS NO TITS!! 🙂
10. A WOMAN SHOULD LOOK FOR SENSITIVITY, NOT STRENGTH IN A MAN=NONSENSE!! THE MOMENT I SENSE WEAKNESS IN A MAN, I MOVE ON! ESPECIALLY IF I SENSE THAT HE IS DOMINATED BY A WOMAN WHO WEARS THE PANTS=THAT IS WHY I MOVED ON MORE THAN A FEW TIMES TO DATE AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO UNTIL I FIND A “REAL MAN”!! 🙂
TEN EXPRESSIONS OF LOVE TO GET YOUR LOVE LIFE BURNING UP!!
Glee- Disco Inferno
1. WRITE YOUR MAN A THANK YOU CARD FOR JUST BEING HIMSELF! PLACE IT UNDER HIS PILLOW AS A SURPRISE!
2. MAKE HIS FAVORITE DINNER ON SUNDAY EVENING! 🙂
3. AFTER HIS EVENING SHOWER GIVE HIM SHOULDER RUB AND/OR BODY MASSAGE! 🙂
4. KEEP ASKING HIM WHAT HIS DREAMS AND VISIONS ARE AND MAKE A DREAMS AND VISIONS BOARD FOR HIM OR MAKE A YOUTUBE BLOG OF THEM JUST FOR HIM!! )
5. GO THROUGH HIS SOCK DRAWER AND MATCH THE UNMATCHED SOCKS!! THROW OUT THE FADED, HOLY AND WORN OUT SOCKS!! 🙂
6. PACK A BAG OF HIS FAVORITE SNACKS IN HIS SUITCASE BEFORE HE LEAVES ON A TRIP OR IN HIS BAG BEFORE WORK!! INSERT A LITTLE NOTE WITH YOUR FLAVORED LIP PRINT EXPRESSING HOW MUCH YUE MISS HIM ALREADEE!! 🙂
7. GO OUT FOR DESSERT TOGETHER AND THEN SLATHER ON SOME VANILLA FROSTING FLAVORED BODY CREAM AND TELL HIM THAT HE HAS TO GO HOME FOR SOME DESSERT AS SOON AS HE IS DONE!! 🙂
8. GIVE HIM A COUPON THAT HE CAN REDEEM FOR A LEG AND FOOT RUB!
9. GIVE HIM COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE IN AN INSULATED CAR MUG OR SOMEPLACE ELSE (JUST KIDDING) FOR HIS DRIVE TO WORK!! 🙂
10. LET HIM CHOOSE THE THERMOSTAT SETTING TONIGHT BUT INSIST ON LEAVING THE WINDOWS OPEN TO INSURE HIS HEALTH!! 🙂
BONUS=TAKE YOUR MAN OUT FOR AN ICE-CREAM FLOAT!! 🙂 WINK