Marisa Sung’s Rules Of Etiquette For The Modern World Number 25
Please do not send me more than one invite to your Facebook, LinkedIn, and other similar type social networking sites. I would prefer not to get any invites at all but Facebook and LinkedIn in particular, have a personality that mirrors Mark Suckerberg (Mr. Crude and Rude himself!) Remember his classy business card “I’m CEO Bitch” Enough is enough!! I can never understand that guy because he is either sweating or turning bright red on air or both! I am completely creeped out by the fact that I am being sent invites from people who I have left in the past for a reason. I do not want to re-establish relationships with these individuals. As it is I don’t even have time for my own group of close knit friends and immediate family members! Most disturbing is the voyeuristic nature of those sites! If I am checking out airfare to Malaysia, I do not want Facebook to send me creepy emails like “We hear you are thinking about going on a vacation to Malaysia!” Between that and receiving between 25-neverending number of invite emails from the same individual(s)for Facebook and LinkedIn, I am completely fed up! I do not want Facebook to send me “A Drive By and Hi” What the hell is that?? How about a go away and die. I want to put a federal restraining order on both Suckerberg and LinkedIn!!! Am I the only one who finds this behavior horrific?? Please let me know and let’s do something about this already. What are you waiting for?? Have a great day and I really hope this helps! 🙂
Another thing, It is none of your business who I know or who that person knows, etc. You will NEVER KNOW WHO I KNOW AND WHO THAT PERSON KNOWS AND SO ON AND SO ON . . . .
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Facebook and LinkedIn, you are both out of limits. I find the emails that are generated from these sites to be extremely creepy and disturbing! Fuck off already!! (Excuse my French but they never seem to get the message.) 🙁
OUT OF LIMITS
I left LinkedIn for your same reasons. It took about 6 weeks for the correspondence to stop. Facebook, not so much, and I always use with caution keeping in mind their hunger for information.
Thank you. The creators of LinkedIn are rude and they act as predators! Also, would you want someone like Mark Zuckerberg representing you in life?? He can’t even represent himself without huffing and puffing and sweating; turning bright red and fumbling all over his words. It amazes me that the public is so careless. I wouldn’t want that guy to know my name let alone any other information about me and the people in my inner circles.
Facebook and LinkedIn are basically the game of “The Running Man” and we are the criminals/targets that star in their shows! Unfortunately, I am not near as equipped for the fight as Arnold Schwarzenegger was! The game is called Facebook/LinkedIn in the year 2014:(
The Running Man
Which begs the question: how did he attract the attention of Dr. Priscilla Chan and will this marriage last? Is she on your interview list?
Money, Money and more Money. He is the youngest Billionaire, is he not?? Some of the strangest and creepiest people are getting really rich these days.
A lot of women will go for any member of the male species with money even if he closely resembles a knome, troll, dwarf or a complete tool with or without a pulse! (Preferably without.) Unfortunately, I am not one of those women because I was raised Christian with Christian Values! I have to have a serious mental and physical connection when I could have had the life of Riley for so many years. I need to attend The Russian and Eastern European Academy of Gold Digging taught by none other than Ana Chapman! Just Kidding Of Course!! 🙂 Anyway, I gather that what Priscilla and Mark have is a real mental and physical connection beyond the Bill IONS. Get it??
Money Money Money