How you know when it is time to “Clean House”

Friends come and go and then there are those “special friends” that you meet at University, your hometown, through your family and friends who you just know are going to be your bff’s! Unfortunately, the majority of potential friends get recycled due to a number of factors including these particular incidents:

You’re at a bar with a friend when a hot guy asks if he can buy you a drink. You friend immediately opens her big mouth and says “She’s had too much to drink but I’ll have a Dom Perignon.”

Your boss breaks the news that you are being demoted. You are totally shocked because he made a rash decision. Your new supervisor is Maggie, the bitchy former secretary. Your “friend” tells you to stay positive and keep doing your best. The “boss” is so much smarter than you and she obviously knows what she is doing.

At your birthday party, your best friend makes a mean spirited toast where she makes fun of you for being single. What you want to do is follow up with your own toast, casually blurting out about her STD but instead you smile and pretend that it is funny; self deprecating humor.

How you know when it is time to replace your man:

If when you show up to meet the guy he was already drunk and buying drinks for other girls at the bar.

He brings up his ex more often than your water is refilled by your waiter.

You keep wondering if you’ll make it home in time for “Big Bang Theory.”

The Beatles – A Little Help From My Friends