A Los Angeles cocktail waitress tells the new Us Weekly (on newsstands

A Los Angeles cocktail waitress tells the new Us Weekly (on newsstands Wednesday) that she had a steamy 31-month fling with Tiger Woods and has a voicemail recording and text messages to prove it.

Tomorrow morning www.usmagazine.com is going to play the voice mail left by Tiger!

How could he cheat on his gorgeous wife? Did he think he would never get caught?

Also, a Chinese news network reenacted their take on Tiger’s beating. So hilarious!