Facebook “Friends” with Benefits
Facebook “Friends” with Benefits – Literally and Figuratively
Of course my editor will not let me use the f word, but you get the idea….dontcha?
I’m sitting at my usual, weeknight, mid-night spot: my full size bed, 500 count thread sheets (hotel collection), four queen sized pillows propping up my back with my laptop on my tah dah! Lap. It’s my nightly ritual! What am I doing at this ungodly hour? I’m checking my social networking accounts (love the letters you email me at nancy@asiancemagazine.com by the way).
Hmmm. Checking friend requests. 5 requests from women I know. 1 request from a work acquaintance and one from a GeorgieM. I peruse his profile. Oh Jesus! It’s George (last name withheld). We dated for about 8 months in college. He was a Professor of Law at BU and I remember him being quite good at cunnilingus…That’s always a plus.
I accepted his friend request.
Suddenly I hear a beep. Oh lovely. He’s IM’ing me.
GeorgieM: Hey you! It’s been a while. How have you been?
Me: Great. And you?
GeorgieM: Ok. I just I looked you up on facebook and saw you live in New York City. I thought we could get together and get a drink.
Ohh yeah right the good old let’s get a drink, which translates to: “Can I spend the least amount of money to get you in the sack”.
Me: What day? I’m pretty busy.
GeorgieM: Whatever day you are not busy ?
Me: Next Tuesday should work.
GeorgieM: Ok let’s me at PJ Clarkes at 6:00pm.
Me: Sounds enticing.
Ah the good ole PJ Clarkes/ Where midtown bankers/lawyers and assholes hang in the hopes of laying an A list fashion, model or advertising type… you know? Girls who are looking for a husband any day of the week. I can already plan how this night, er morning is going to end. Oh and sorry men. GeorgieM is a non-Asian. Actually he is a WHITE male.
Fast forward – It’s Tuesday night 6:05pm
God there are so many cute guys in here. I’ll have to come back on my night off.
I see George, standing up against the wall with a big shit eating grin on his face.
George and I had great conversation. He’s been working at a major corporate law firm right here in the city and recently broke up with his girlfriend. One of the things he mentioned which stuck in my mind was the intellectual connection he said we had and always remembered.
I can agree with that. I AM highly intelligent.
We did have our share of drinks and he did spring for something to eat. Shocker! Guess he felt I was going to be an easy lay or something like that.
It was almost midnight and I was feeling good. The mashed potatoes I ordered helped me continue to enjoy my buzz instead of it ending up on the floor….or in a cab.
We hopped into a cab and went back to his place on Central Park West. Very nice.
As we walked into his apartment, black and white photos of himself adorned the entrance and hallway.
Who the f*ck does that?
Nice bachelor pad though and it had a view of the Park. No pictures or any remnants of women. So HE DID kick his girlfriend to the curb!
I was so turned on by the view and drunk that I threw him on the couch and jumped him.
I blindfolded him, tied him to the chair and rode him hard.
He did say I was the best sex he ever had, when we were dating. I can’t possibly think he would have changed his mind.
The old Nancy Lee would’ve let him keep walking, knowing he would get his one day but this time, I don’t think so. I was pissed!
The passionate night of love making ended when I realized I had to work the next day. I left his apartment at 7am, just in time to cab it home, take a shower, grab a coffee and get into work by 8:30am.
While I was on the subway reminiscing about the night, I realized he had way less hair on his head than he had 8 years ago, but what man doesn’t?
When I arrived at work, I already had a voice mail from him telling me what a great night he had.
Yeah I know. I’m THAT GOOD! No need to explain.
George asked me out again for Thursday night. I happily obliged. I had no one else in mind that I was planning to see that week.
Thursday came and went. Bing, Bam, bang,boom. Oh yeah.
You could tell he was back on the market and taking full advantage of it. We did have a great connection and I could feel it coming back. I went out with him one more time. He then started to grow a little distant and not on my ass as usual.
Two weeks ago, 3 three weeks since George first contacted me via facebook, while visiting one of my friends in Greenwich, CT, I had the shock of my life. It was the most beautiful Saturday. I was sitting at an outside café on Greenwich Avenue, having a cocktail with 2 of my girlfriends. And what transpires?
A very handsome man, with a two year old toddler on his shoulders, walks passed, makes eye contact with me and continues walking.
I know that guy, I said to myself.
“Oh my god THAT’s GEORGE!!!!” I scream to my girlfriends.
“The old bachelor?”, one says.
“Mother F***** Yes!”
I turn around, check him out and notice a never before seen accessory! He’s walking with a petite woman pushing a baby stroller.
Excusie Moi? I don’t think so!
The old Nancy Lee would’ve let him keep walking, knowing he would get his one day but this time, I don’t think so. Not with the way he sought me out and pursued me!
I was pissed! I told my friends I would be right back.
One of my girlfriends screamed, “Wait!”
I ran up to “GeorgieM”..
“Hello George”, I said.
“Ah, Ah Hi. And you are? Can I help you?” He said.
“Ah. It’s Nancy. Don’t even play me like that!” I said. His accessory (aka wife?) looked on shockingly.
“I’m sorry but you must be mistaking me for someone”, he said. “Many people look like me in this town”.
“Ohhh no asshole. Are you married?” I asked calmly.
“Yes I’m married. Very happily married, I might add. You need help, excuse me”. He tried to pass me.
“George (last name). You were a Boston University Law Professor. We dated for almost a year, about 10 years ago. You have a facebook account named GeorgieM, which I’m assuming YOUR WIFE has no idea about. You have a “bachelor” apartment overlooking the park. I rocked your world a few nights these last 3 weeks. You sought me out and told me, you just broke up with your girlfriend!”
“No, not me.” he said.
“Excuse me”, his wife said as she tried to pass me.
“No, excuse me. You are married to one hell of a scumbag honey!” I screamed. “Now I know why he cheats on you and has a second life in the city during the week! Because he can! You’re pathetic!”
“You’re a psychopath”, she screamed.
Clearly his wife knows or has a hunch but chooses to look the other way. Not my problem! Pathetic woman!
I turned around to return to my friends. I clearly needed another drink.
“Was that THE George?” My girlfriend said.
“Yes. Yes it was. Un-f*@king-believable. This always happens to me. What the hell?” Then, I thought for a second. Does it really JUST happen to me? This situation was too seamless, quick and so matter of fact for it to be rare. How many other women were in my shoes or have experienced something similar?
To Women both cheated on and cheated with:
- If you have a hunch your man might be cheating, he probably is. He is most likely a narcissist.
- If he has an apartment in the city or somewhere else during the week because he has to “work”, he most likely is or wants to have an affair.
- Stop being so clingy and keep yourself in shape. Otherwise, he is just not that into you.
- If he wants to leave, don’t make him stay for the kids. They are not your pawns. If he cared about the kids (family) in the first place, he would have kept his dick in his pants.
- Men should start being held more responsible. I see more lawsuits coming such as emotional abandonment and criminal and civil STD lawsuits.
- You are not to blame.
- Narcissists ensnare everyone.
- Learning how to leave is important.
- Rebuilding a life takes courage but you can do it.
- There are plenty of people to help you, but it may not be your family or friends.
- Information can be your ally to learn you are not alone.
- It will take time to heal.
- It’s ok to be alone.
- He is not the be all end all.
To Men:
- Don’t lie to us. Don’t lie to any of us girls. You will get caught. We will start making scenes. You will not get away with it. We will start with the lawsuits.
- You most likely were not that good anyway. Your wife has got a real prize…in more ways than one.
- You are not a stud or a playa. You are an arrogant jerk who got caught with your pants down. Tool!
- Maybe your wife doesn’t notice or she’s too in love with her “perfect” husband to see, but you are losing your hair. If you weren’t aware, please take note. Most of you 40+ men do.
- You will get yours, even if it is years later.
- We are not your toys!
Feel free to email me, leave comments or join my sex and dating group.
god you’re that same angry psycho that posts here all the time. When you get laid come back and talk to me, ok?
Hahahaha. Thats why Crackers luv you long time. You are the typical disease infected SOW who gets played over and over and over and over…
Are you related to Erica Ba-dong, who wrote that crap piece about Asian men behaving like a good puppy? You sound just like her or you are her. Or you could be just some loser Cracker who pretends to be a Asian SOW.
BTW, I’ve gotten laid many times with different types of women. I appreciate all types of females (including Asian girls) who don’t stereotype Asian dudes. But I won’t let loser SOW like you demean Asian dudes because you think you are “to good” for us. But no Asian dude would take back Cracker’s sloppy second like yourself…
You are so creative! Did that take you all evening to put together? Loser!
A few months ago at Rasiance Headquarters…
A group of Asian Women (and one iffy guy) and their white overlords are assembled around a conference table. This is the meeting of the Rasiance board.
Keiko: As you can see we are in the process of completing a strategic shift vis-à-vis the magazine. Our readership is growing up and caring more about the AA community. This does not bode well for us because we are widely seen on the net as begin a racist website. That is why, for instance, we have several interviews with college professors in the pipeline. We need to rebrand Rasiance.
Josh K: I don’t know guys. The gook bitches I know are pretty dumb. They love the pink dick. They want the site to tell Asian girls that if you try hard enough…
Hillary: …and use our advertiser’s products
Josh K: Yes, Hill, that too. Anyway, you bitches want to be white. You want to have white kids and so on. Ultimately you want to look like Liz over there.
Liz: Ha ha. Very funny Josh.
Josh K: Yea. What I’m trying to say is are you bitches really going care about college? We should just turn this site into a Kobe Tai fanpage.
Keiko: We recognize the difficult this… (a brief moment of hesitation. She is fighting with every ounce of energy to prevent herself saying “ano”)
Josh T: If I may Keiko. We recognize this reality. But the magazine cannot sufficiently differentiate itself or change its current negative image without going towards this mature direction. Furthermore, the latest data and metrics show that our audience is aging. So we’re not so much leading and asking the viewers to follow as we are growing naturally with them. And Josh, we’ll still do plenty of Asian man bashing. Nothing drives Asian women viewership like that. Never kill the golden goose. We’ll just be less up front about it. That’s all.
Josh K: (unable to concentrated after saying Kobe Tai) …I see
Keiko: Thank you Josh. We have an additional strategy. Our writer Nancy Lee’s subliminal marketing slash integration of Real Housewives was hopeful in that readers didn’t suspect that it was a marketing push. We hope to use her to plant signals that slowly get our readership acclimated to the new direction.
Josh T: Yes the “Polite and disguised racism” of Amy Tan and Maxine Hong Kingston.
Charlie: Kingston. A gook don’t need no chink name after she marries a white.
Hillary: Then it is agreed. I’ll tell our departments and Nancy to write something sex and the city like that uses professors in her made up stories.
Why can’t you argue with someone without behaving like a child?
Excuse me, but where have I demeaned “Asian dudes”? I have even received some fan mail from readers saying some of the “nice” things I say about Asian men are untrue. Perhaps you would like me to print those emails? I’ll work on getting approval. To all our Asian brothers: You can thank napolean John Yao for this!
Well, hello….ever try reading your last crap article about the “short stuff” Asian professor? Why did you even have to bring that up? Thats just perpetuating the stereotype created by your Holy White Knights you so dutifully worship.
I don’t see you mention the loser cheating Cracker you just slept with from FB private anatomy? I never seen one, but I’m sure lots of Crackers out there have tiny weenies and I would be surprise that none of them you had slept with had small dongers. You ain’t that lottery lucky.
Stop bashing asian dudes and the rest of us will stop bothering you.
Nancy Lee AKA Suzy Wong never knew her Real Father.
Way to go girl. You deserve nothing but the best Nancy. Enough of men like him.
Nancy,
I have to say, majority of your articles has been good read so far. Your articles were straight to the point and has less BS than most articles I’ve read so far. You seemed like a true independent professional who live your life to the fullest and willing to share your experience with the rest of us. I honestly felt more at ease with your articles, rather than some Asian female that tries to justify her interracial marriage and her cute little offspring like Hitler’s final solution.
All I got to say, if you live in this country and are not willing to experience what it has to offer, then it’s just too darn bad. I think only in this country, that I can have the opportunities to experience almost any females from all spectrum of the world. No one said life is gonna be easy, you just have to go out there and make it happen. Try to live life to the fullest and have some tolerance to those who live around you. That’s the $0.02 from a fellow Asian brother 🙂
Oh, P.S.
I think Nancy’s a little frustrated with the male race in general; cause somehow we gives out the vibe like we all want to own her. But really… we can’t own you, so stop being silly 😛
Wow. You kind of cheered her up Michael. I wanted her to slow down and perhaps not seek validation from a man or men in general, knowing what she revealed here on her first article. Sure we all have sexual desires and lust and I do not necessarily act out on it as I wish. There is nothing wrong with getting to know someone on a platonic friendship/relationship. The other partner should be honest and up front about his/her relationship status if he/she is also seeing someone else. Unfortunately there are those who be damn and knowingly cheats. Damn it is hard for me too!
Thank you for your comment. Of course all men want to own me. Look at me! LOL. I am experiencing what it has to offer. Believe you, me. I’m frustrated with the dirty pigs I date in New York City, they are not that hot. Go to the California area. Men are so much hotter, are nice boyfriends and actually want to get to know you. Here in New York Ciy, it’s wham, bam thank you ma’am. That is the men’ motive, most are committed too! And they’re NOT HOT!! I don’t know how much longer I will like to stay in the city, mind you but I will keep you up to date. Thankz for reading!
Your welcome, I was being discreet and constructive. I hope you understand. Peace!
Well excuse me? Look at Mr. Holier than thou. I revealed what I revealed in order to educate men and women in dating relationships, not to have it constantly thrown in my face..luckily I have the fake name for disguise. I am slowing down. Thanks Don, appreciate it, really.
What do you do when some one tells you the truth?
Want to own her? Get real. I’ve read several of her articles now, and I wouldn’t even **** her with YOUR ****!
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hello. i like your article so far. appreciate you sharing your experiences towards white men. i am asian and is interested with white men too. i have been in contact (thru email) with this guy from PA for almost 7 months now. we started exchanging emails since november 2011 and on July he’ll be visiting me (well not only me, he has other chatmates). u mentioned that guys in NY are ‘bam, bam thank you ma’am’, and CA offers hotter men. i wonder what PA guys could offer. =)
amazing articles. keep posting. God bless! 🙂
Actually, this was a great read for a lazy, hazy day of summer. Nancy, care to join me in the hammock?
Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a sea shell
and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said
“You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She placed the shell to her ear and screamed.
There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely
off topic but I had to tell someone!