The Hot/Crazy Scale
The Hot/Crazy Scale (HCS) is a scale that helps men make the decision whether or not to get involved with someone. Although fairly simple, the HCS is extremely effective and allows a man to make a quick decision without having to spend too much time deciding.
“The theory of evolution alleges that humans evolved from monkeys. If we accept this “theory,” then we must also accept that over the course of millions of years, women have become more attractive, less hairy and infinitely crazier.”
Listen up, the hotter a girl is, the crazier she is allowed to be. You can have a perfectly normal but ugly girlfriend or a super-hot but anger-filled model girlfriend. As we all know, not all CRAZY women are hot either. Only an uglier guy might think an uglier girl is hotter than a good looking guy would.
Anyway, there is never a dull moment with a Crazy woman and most of the Hot ones are great in the sack!
Please don’t hate me because I’m hot. That seems to be the new motto for IT GIRLS today.
Just defending super-hot, smart, kind, sexy women who are targeted and berated by angry, bitter, jealous, super-feminist, powerful women who choose to sabotage girls for all of the gifts that they lack.
Hehe!
My problem is that I don’t mind “crazy,” per-se, but I do need a woman who is at least somewhat intelligent, open-minded and humorous/quick-witted, otherwise it is a no-go. So, you see, it is quite possible for a girl to be “crazy” in a way that is not worth all the other things (being great “in the sack,” for example). You may not believe this, but if a girl is “super hot” to me, but has no sense of humor, says frequent and genuinely stupid things, and is generally unstable, then I will not get involved, even if the relationship is just based on sex (and I don’t care how good she is at it).
Even I have my standards.
I like this blog post Marissa. Call me crazy! lol!
Good for you. With all of the super-hot educated women out there it shouldn’t be difficult to find one. Check out all of the beauty queens on this site, for instance. Quadruple threats to say the very least.
I am just defending super-hot women because the less fortunate ones are very mean to them. Old, fat, far less attractive women target them out of fear and jealousy. One example is the Miss USA 2009, Carrie Prejean. She is gorgeous and was ridiculed to death out of pure jealously. She is clearly more beautiful and more successful than most women and very well spoken. Most women “of a certain age” who are feminists and not so good looking, clearly not hot, and who don’t have as much going for them attack women like that.
I will call you Crazy and Super-hot Jaymie! Case in point–another woman targeted in the workplace by jealous, old, fat, unattractive, frumpy, rich, and powerful women.
LoL
Here’s another one for you, Marisa: I’ve noticed that many of the “fat, frumpy” women who aren’t rich expend all their resources to obtain at least what appears to be riches by (tricking) marrying a man who works a lot and can afford to buy her a nice car, clothes, and vacations. Too bad for them that they’ll never attain any happiness that way; I see families broken up all the time for the sake of this facade. They’ll remain fat, unattractive, frumpy, jealous and “un-rich” for the rest of their lives, on the path to old age, while the self-respecting women make something of their lives, have their cake and obtain the happiness of having a right attitude and outlook on life.
Oh. I see that someone really did a job on you! Look, we’ve all been hurt by someone. I’ll admit that I was a pretty cold bitch until I got hurt myself. The problem was that I avoided it for a long time. I was used to getting what I wanted.
Great happiness comes from great pain. No one should ever “trick” anyone into marrying them. That is the main reason why ultimatums are doomed to fail in the long-term.
I don’t understand that at all. The chemistry is either there or it isn’t. You connect or you don’t. When you are at an adult age you know if someone is right or not in a short time frame. None of that has anything to do with money. I’ve turned down so many guys that were willing to give me the most luxurious of lifestyle for the reason that those things were missing.
“un-rich” is not a word just like “un-greedy” is not a word that I made up in my “make-believe” dictionary. I have a very eccentric mind. I make up my own words sometimes in my own URBAN DICTIONARY.
Yes, I always put my made-up words in “quotations” because on occasion I am met with people who think they are really smart and decided to berate me about my grammar (I am a writer, so it’s almost pointless for them to do so). And yes, I, too, can have my own urban dictionary at times. 😀
A phrase that I do dislike, however, is “unsweet” tea. “Is this possible?” I wonder. Doesn’t tea have to be sweetened? Does it not come “un” sweet? Can it be made not sweet again after being made sweet? Thus the “unsweet?”
I find the thought amusing, but no one else has. 🙁
LoL. Yes, someone indeed did a good job on me, but I can’t let her take all of the blame.
I agree with all of what you said, especially about being at an adult age. Sadly, there are many people whose ages are “adult,” but mentally and emotionally the have not yet “grown up.” Some people learn, but although all can, some never will. I’m blessed to have an adult perspective on dating now, unlike when I was 20 years old, and allowed my emotions to rule my decisions. People who have no/little self-esteem will allow another controlling person with low self-esteem to ruin their life, essentially. This is what happened to me. Thank God I have changed.
Once again, you are correct: great happiness comes from great pain. One of these days, I’ll be cashing in.
Another thing,
There are a few people who have hurt me who I actually want to THANK for serving as material for my best and highest rated stories, forced me to make positive career changes, forced me to meet someone else (someone much better) Tall, Dark and Handsome and so forth . . .
Sometimes you’ll stick with someone or something that you don’t realize at the time really isn’t good enough for you unless something bad happens to force you to move on. I’m a very positive thinker and I believe in myself 110% so anyone who tried to ruffle my feathers cheated himself as far as I’m concerned.
Don’t ever let anyone take away your self esteem. No one and I mean NO ONE is worth that! You teach people how to treat you. I’ll freeze in hell before I let ANYONE WALK ALL OVER ME!!!Remember, success and happiness is the best revenge!
You waste too much air time on this so-called controllable woman. You should be focusing your energies on your graphic art, meeting someone better, etc. Things that make you HAPPY!
You sound very wise, Marisa, and I like what you have to say. I have to run but when I saw the comments I just had to say thanks for the positive words – you have a really great attitude!