Erin go bra-less

Erin go bra-less. That is my mantra for my Lucky Day! St. Patrick’s Day is my favorite day, when my Asian eyes are smilin’ at all of the hot, young Irishmen that NYC has to offer! This year is my year, you know..The Year of the Rabbit. Need I explain why?

I am actually The Year of the Monkey but I have many personal reasons why I believe that The Rabbit suits my personality just fine! I have all of my connections set for St. Patrick’s Day 2011! Armed with my infamous sexy green lingerie, embroidered with shamrocks, of course…and down below..well I’ll just leave that to your imagination! Not to mention my perfect St. Patrick’s Day outfit. My Irish friends will all be pea green with envy when they see what I am wearing this year!

The great thing about being an Asian American Woman on St. Patrick’s Day is that your exotic scale tips the charts! The last person that an Irishman would expect to see at any Irish Organization Charity Party is an exotic Asian Woman! I stand out like a green thumb and I love it! Of course, the only women who are nice to me are my own tight-knit group of Irish girlfriends. The other Irish Women at the parties actually approach me with disdain and ask ridiculous questions to make me feel like I don’t belong there. For example, I was once introduced to an Irish girl at an Irish Fund Party through a co-worker of mine and she actually had the audacity to tell people that I was adopted! She knew little to nothing about me and yet took the liberty of establishing my ancestry! When I explained that I was not “adopted” by Irish Parents, she went off in a huff, completely disappointed while complaining to the other attendees that I had no business being at the party. Can you imagine? Like Exxxcccuse me white Aryan! I claimed that I love all things Irish, especially the men! As you may imagine, that didn’t go over well with her at all! She was ready to kick my Asian Ass out the door! She was obviously just jealous and Nancy Lee can smell that a mile away…Full blooded Irish women are not that attractive, by the way..but hey, that is just my opinion!

When St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, they swam to New York and joined the Fire Fighters. I really want an Irish Fireman this year! I’ll be sliding down his pole in an Irish minute. I want to live on the edge a little and shake things up a bit from my usual routine. I have my button entitled “Kiss Me, I’m Conveniently Close By” which works every year! As we all know, men are creatures of convenience. The word convenience alone gets them excited! St. Pat’s truly is MAN -hattan ladies as scores of Irishmen go out hoping to get you drunk enough so that you will Kiss the Blarney Stone before the night is over, no matter how big or er… small it is. Hey-that could be my next topic the Asian penis vs the Irish penis.. God I am so clever. aka Get your Irish Up! Nancy Lee is back and it’s time to paint the town green!

To All you Irishmen out there:

There are many reasons why I would be a great “catch” for an Irishman. I am very talented at drinking, partying, boiling water, singing songs, dancing, cooking rice or potatoes and telling stories! I even crave corned beef and cabbage and THAT is rare for an Asian Woman! I like my Irishmen tall dark and handsome preferably with black hair and blue eyes. I feel like a little China Doll next to a big handsome Irishman and lucky for me, they love Nancy Lee! I especially enjoy it when they repeatedly tell me how “exotic” I am! God I am getting so horny right now. I often attempt to teach them a little Korean to get the ball rolling in exchange for some good old dirty Irish jokes. The last Irishman I had a relationship with came from a family of unusually closed-minds. They kept referring to me as “Oriental”? When was the last time you ever heard that word used? Everything was “Oriental” this and “Oriental” that and your “Oriental” girlfriend. Do you eat “Oriental” food for “Oriental” people? What am I a dog? I do not appreciate that!

If you can suffer the innate lack of sophistication of many of the American Irish boys, you are in for a real treat! Just uttering a few words of any language other than English gets them thinking that you are a worldly woman! Everything that I do is “exotic”, “cute” and “Oriental”. I personally think that Irish boys like to date Asian Women in order to rebel against the strict authority or trashiness of their mothers! They feel like they are being “bad” boys bringing home an Asian girl to mommy and they love every minute of it! Sometimes I encourage them to take their frustrations out on me, if you know what I mean? Who will the lucky Irishman be this St. Patrick’s Day for Nancy Lee? Wait and you shall see. I am hitting at least 6 parties in NYC and the odds are in my favor as usual. Watch out, because I’m back on the scene and getting someone’s Irish Up!