PETER GOT HIS PERIOD SLEEPING IN LAURA ASHLEE LAND

I AM ALWAYS BEEING ASKED TO SERVE AS AN INTERIOR DECORTOR ON A DESIGN/CONSULTANT BASIS FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, EMPLOYERS, FORMER BOSSES WITH BUDGETS THAT NEVER CAME THRU, NEIGHBORS AND WELL YUE NAME IT!! ON ONE SUCH OCCASION A FRIEND ASKED MEE AT HIS SON’S GRADUATION PARTEA WHETHER OR NOT I THOUGHT THAT HIS BEDROOM WAS A LITTLE TOO FEMME FATALE FOR HIM. BEING THAT I TELL IT LIKE IT IS AND PRIDE MEISELF ON NOT HOLDING BACK ANYTHING BUTT THE TRUTH, I LET HIM KNOW THAT HE WAS SLEEPING ON A BED OF ROSE BUSHES WITH THORNS AND EVERY OTHER FLOWER IN THE ENGLISH CHANNEL!! HE THEN BLUSHED FROM EMBARRASSMENT AND LET MEE KNOW THAT HE THOUGHT SEW TOO!! HE ASKED MEE TO REDECORATE WITH HIS WIFE’S PERMISSION. I THOUGHT WOW WOW YOUR WIFE’S PERMISSION?? I DON’T THINK SEW BUDDY!! YUE WILL NEVER GET YOUR WIFE’S PERMISSION FOR THAT!! WHY DON’T YOU ASK YOUR WIFE TO GIVE YOU PERMISSION FOR MEE TO GIVE YOU HEAD OR TO CHANGE HER MEATLOAF RECIPE?? THAT IS BASICALLY THE SAME THING!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YUE DON’T GET YOUR PERIOD SLEEPING IN THAT BEDROOM FULL OF CHINTZ IN LAURA ASHLEE LAND!! GET A CLUE AND DUE RALPH LAUREN, BRUNSCHWIG & FILS & DONGHIA WITH MORE GENERIC THEME LIKE GREEN, YELLOW, ORANGE OR BLUE!! I HOPE THAT YUE ARE VIEWING BC I AM TRYING TO GIVE YOU A GENERIC EXAMPLE WITHOUT BEING TOO OBVIOUS!! THESE ARE MORE MODERN BUT I HAVE SOME SCALAMANDRE HUNTER GREEN TOILES WITH HUNTING, ASIAN, NATURE/AUDUBON THEMES THAT I LIKE ALSO. 🙂

Bruce Springsteen – Cover Me