Marisa Sung’s Rules of Etiquette for the Modern World Number 41

When you offer to drive me home in your car, please don’t hold me hostage and use the ride to audition for a Broadway Show. I was subjected to an entire rendition of “Hello Dolly!” by an old friend of mine who loves herself almost more than she loves her voice. You have a voice that only a mother could love as it is hardly “music to everyone’s ears.” At least give me the option to escape on the Train to Yonkers! Never again. The bus to Hollywood left without you on it for a reason! 🙁

Hello Dolly!

Catching the Train to Yonkers next time

I love Barbra! She could sing her heart out to me anywhere anytime!

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